Straight porn is SO damn gay!

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Re: Straight porn is SO damn gay!

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Jun 24, 2020 5:24 am

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Wed Jun 24, 2020 12:34 am
Ron Jeremy? Talk about going after someone who can't fight back. Old, no money. What's the cache for the whore who takes him down? "Yeah, I put Ron behind bars. Stunning, I am, and brave!"

"Who?!"
Being a filthy Jew as he is, I still somewhat feel for the guy. You've got this massive shlong but then you're ugly as shit and can't even get a hard erection but it's still too large for normal girls to want to deal with. Nigga was out of options! It was a hail mary for porn or nothing!
Now four anonymous whores claim Ron "gotta support my limp erection with my fist" Jeremy raped them? The fuck outta here with that weak shit, bitches!
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Re: Straight porn is SO damn gay!

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Jun 24, 2020 10:20 am

He conjured a devil to wish for the largest dick there is, but this contract never said anything about scaling his phallic blood flow as well :lol:
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Re: Straight porn is SO damn gay!

Post by GitGud » Wed Jun 24, 2020 10:58 am

When in doubt, use zipties or duct tape
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Re: Straight porn is SO damn gay!

Post by Guest » Wed Jun 24, 2020 11:52 am

Poor guy was born two decades too early. Young Ron hopped up on Viagra would have put some bitches into early retirement. Oh well, he brags about sucking his own dick and ruins any scene he's in so fuck him.

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Re: Straight porn is SO damn gay!

Post by GitGud » Wed Jun 24, 2020 11:59 am

Like Woodman, that hairy motherfucker. The girls were top of the line but when i saw this gorilla all the blood from my dick found a way out.
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Re: Straight porn is SO damn gay!

Post by Le Redditeur » Wed Jun 24, 2020 12:13 pm

>dick is too small! ridiculous! not a real man!
>dick is too big! rapist! don't wanna!
>the difference between those reactions is just a few inches
>it's something no man has control over anyway


Why, oh God, why waste time with 3DPD?

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Re: Straight porn is SO damn gay!

Post by Moe Bitches » Wed Jun 24, 2020 1:41 pm

2D girls just go with the flow.
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Re: Straight porn is SO damn gay!

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Jun 24, 2020 1:53 pm

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Wed Jun 24, 2020 11:52 am
Oh well, he brags about sucking his own dick and ruins any scene he's in so fuck him.
He's still a very unsavoury guy. But he's got other qualities, like having made that Super Hornio Brothers movie you could use to torture Movie Blob with that's more effective than waterboarding or pain compliance.
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Wed Jun 24, 2020 12:13 pm
>dick is too small! ridiculous! not a real man!
>dick is too big! rapist! don't wanna!
>the difference between those reactions is just a few inches
>it's something no man has control over anyway


Why, oh God, why waste time with 3DPD?
Unless you're "hot". Then you can anally rape women from age 12 and up and they will fondly remember the hardest orgasm they ever had until the end of their life.
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Re: Straight porn is SO damn gay!

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Jun 24, 2020 5:29 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Wed Jun 24, 2020 1:53 pm
He's still a very unsavoury guy. But he's got other qualities, like having made that Super Hornio Brothers movie you could use to torture Movie Blob with that's more effective than waterboarding or pain compliance.
Considering its age and that it was made by baka gaijin, this fine movie is probably a core part of Blob's Mario headcanon.
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Re: Straight porn is SO damn gay!

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Jun 24, 2020 6:43 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Wed Jun 24, 2020 5:29 pm
Kugelfisch wrote:
Wed Jun 24, 2020 1:53 pm
He's still a very unsavoury guy. But he's got other qualities, like having made that Super Hornio Brothers movie you could use to torture Movie Blob with that's more effective than waterboarding or pain compliance.
Considering its age and that it was made by baka gaijin, this fine movie is probably a core part of Blob's Mario headcanon.
At least he's a Brooklyn plumber in it. At least I think so.
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