Straight porn is SO damn gay!

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Re: Straight porn is SO damn gay!

Post by Guest » Sat Sep 21, 2019 12:34 am

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Basically, we get distracted lose focus on those things we used to love. There's a lot of confusing mixed messages from society and peers as you're judged on who you put your dick in. And if you try to opt out of that nonsense, you're also mocked. Men get obsessed with getting laid, and most of them work shitty jobs they hate so that they can have enough money to buy the material goods to get women to open their legs for them.

And then if you're "lucky" enough to get into a relationship, you'll quickly find yourself about as miserable as you were when you were single, if not worse. I would constantly stress over "OK, what is the minimum about of work or money I have to spend to keep this bitch happy this week?" I felt like a juggling clown that had to keep bitches entertained or else they would leave me for being "boring" if I dropped one of those pins.
Normalfags, particularly Christcucks, will tell you you're the bad goy because you're not falling for, well, your people's schemes and getting a wife and kids and a divorce and all that other nonsense.
I don't think anybody is happy when they live with other people to begin with, man or woman, wife or actual family. Humanity is a sham. We all know it dosen't work.

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Re: Straight porn is SO damn gay!

Post by Guest » Sat Sep 21, 2019 12:38 am

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I'm not much of an arthouse guy either. I like some of the experimental stuff (e.g., David Lynch), but the shit that's nothing but sex scenes doesn't interest me. I agree that exploitation directors are more respectable than the pretentious fags who make porn and claim it's actually high art. Two films that immediately spring to mind are Blue is the Warmest Colour and Nymphomaniac; both are basically porn, but idiots try to bullshit that they're more than that. Hell, Spielberg praised BitWC:

>The film is a great love story that made all of us feel privileged to be a fly on the wall, to see this story of deep love and deep heartbreak evolve from the beginning. The director did not put any constraints on the narrative and we were absolutely spellbound by the amazing performances of the two actresses, and especially the way the director observed his characters and just let the characters breathe.
>we were absolutely spellbound by the amazing performances of the two actresses


I bet he was.
At least the actresses in Blue were really there. Nymphomaniac pasted the actors' heads onto pornstar bodies. Lynch is similarly faggy for blurring out that chick's crotch in Mulholland Drive.

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Re: Straight porn is SO damn gay!

Post by Cuckara » Sat Sep 21, 2019 12:40 am

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At least the actresses in Blue were really there. Nymphomaniac pasted the actors' heads onto pornstar bodies. Lynch is similarly faggy for blurring out that chick's crotch in Mulholland Drive.
Really? Is it uncanny valley shit or did he pull it off?

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Re: Straight porn is SO damn gay!

Post by Liar Revealed » Sat Sep 21, 2019 12:47 am

Cuckara wrote:
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the shit that's nothing but sex scenes doesn't interest me.
Even worse are the ones that try to hook you on the sex, but it ends up being just one scene and the rest is a bunch of pretentious prattling.

In college I remember this Japanese chick I was trying (and failing) to get with. I knew she liked Ewan MacGregor (Trainspotting was big at the time. Never saw it myself.), so we rented this arthouse movie called "The Pillow Book" that was set in Japan. I told her that I'd heard Ewan gets his cock out in the film. Well, yes, that does happen and he has sex scenes with some Chinese chick, but it was so pretentious and obnoxious that we had to shut it off. And people still call that director a "genius".

Lots of dudes at my college were convincing chicks to get nude for their art/video projects. I was envious.... I even asked them advice on how they get them to do it. But I never felt writing some scene just to get some chick to take off her clothes for my shitty student projects. I did eventually do a project that had a bedroom scene, but I assured the girl that I would shoot it so nothing is actually seen. Because it really isn't necessary to tell your story 90% of the time.

In that cuompilation video I posted, one of the scenes is from In the Realm of the Senses (1976). Now, I can't say that the movie is actually art or not. But it's based a true story about a whore in Japan that got so jealous and obsessed with her married lover that she strangled him in a sex game and cut his dick off. Now if you're going to tell that particular kind of story, where the subject of the movie is sex, I don't know how you would do it any other way than what they did.
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At least the actresses in Blue were really there. Nymphomaniac pasted the actors' heads onto pornstar bodies.
Oh yeah, fuck that CGI shit. Same with Lena Heady on GoT making some young girl do the "Shame! Shame!" nude scene for her and taking all the credit for her "brave" performance.
Either you perform the role you took as written, or you GTFO and let someone else who wants to work take the role. It's retarded to spend millions on CGI for something that can be done practically.
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Re: Straight porn is SO damn gay!

Post by Guest » Sat Sep 21, 2019 1:35 am

I'll never forgive Margot Robbie for not really doing full frontal in that Wall Street movie. I'll be laughing my ass off when she gets outed as a Saudi prostitute.

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Re: Straight porn is SO damn gay!

Post by Moe Bitches » Sat Sep 21, 2019 3:28 am

Guest wrote:
Sat Sep 21, 2019 12:34 am
Liar Revealed wrote:
Fri Sep 20, 2019 11:52 pm
Basically, we get distracted lose focus on those things we used to love. There's a lot of confusing mixed messages from society and peers as you're judged on who you put your dick in. And if you try to opt out of that nonsense, you're also mocked. Men get obsessed with getting laid, and most of them work shitty jobs they hate so that they can have enough money to buy the material goods to get women to open their legs for them.

And then if you're "lucky" enough to get into a relationship, you'll quickly find yourself about as miserable as you were when you were single, if not worse. I would constantly stress over "OK, what is the minimum about of work or money I have to spend to keep this bitch happy this week?" I felt like a juggling clown that had to keep bitches entertained or else they would leave me for being "boring" if I dropped one of those pins.
Normalfags, particularly Christcucks, will tell you you're the bad goy because you're not falling for, well, your people's schemes and getting a wife and kids and a divorce and all that other nonsense.
I don't think anybody is happy when they live with other people to begin with, man or woman, wife or actual family. Humanity is a sham. We all know it dosen't work.
Despite the fact that this is fucked up, it's true.
I had my fair share of relationships throughout the years despite my age.

Finding out that the two girlfriends I've had were whores, the girls I had crushes on either had a boyfriend already or wasn't into me, had one that despite the fact that she gave me her number she barely texted me, even if she wasn't busy.

Hell the worst so far was the one that skipped class, pulled the fire alarm, wanted me to (of all fucking things) draw Sonic fucking Amy, and tried to stray me away from my friends because she heard me curse and thought they were a bad influence(I loved to curse back then and I still do) but this happened in 5th grade ffs, when I had Chris-Chan tier drawing skills. I can go on about this shit.

But as a kid one of the most important things I wanted to do was start a family, but with how things are going now with people just swinging left and right, pretty much saying fuck you to commitment, I lost hope because I saw the reality. I would love to think that most people like to live with each other, probably because I seem optimistic.

My parents still want me to have a child, but I would want to be single and probably adopt. I still would want to have sex, cause at this point in my life, these college girls man. Damn. In my art class it's pretty much all girls except for 4-5 dudes including me. So it's a whole harem.
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Re: Straight porn is SO damn gay!

Post by Guest » Sat Sep 21, 2019 3:45 am

I never wanted a family and having a family never comes to mind at any point. My parents never expected me to have gf and have chidoren. The expectations were set where they should have been.

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Re: Straight porn is SO damn gay!

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Sep 21, 2019 1:02 pm

Adoption is genetic cuckoldry. Same responsibilities and liabilities as having your own child only that you raise another man's child.
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Re: Straight porn is SO damn gay!

Post by Cuckara » Sat Sep 21, 2019 2:31 pm

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I never wanted a family and having a family never comes to mind at any point. My parents never expected me to have gf and have chidoren. The expectations were set where they should have been.
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Re: Straight porn is SO damn gay!

Post by Liar Revealed » Sat Sep 21, 2019 3:31 pm

Moe Bitches wrote:
Sat Sep 21, 2019 3:28 am
I still would want to have sex, cause at this point in my life, these college girls man. Damn. In my art class it's pretty much all girls except for 4-5 dudes including me. So it's a whole harem.
Have you tried the "I'm an artist, I want to sketch/paint you" schtick?

In my art class, I'm the only male. But my classmates are all old. Enjoy your youth while you have it.
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