Straight porn is SO damn gay!

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Re: Straight porn is SO damn gay!

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Sep 06, 2020 5:14 pm

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By then their assholes are so destroyed they have to wear diapers
Man, just imagine how many fists will fit in there.
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Re: Straight porn is SO damn gay!

Post by mad bum » Sun Sep 06, 2020 5:59 pm

CIANigger wrote:
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Any porn star still working at age 60, like the wonder Nina Hartly, avoided doing anal and still got work. Anal is the death knell of a cunts porn career. :lol:
Based. I remember her doing softcore dominatrix stuff on trying to teach girls how to do it. She's alright in my book.
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Re: Straight porn is SO damn gay!

Post by Guest » Sat Sep 12, 2020 5:43 pm

Anyone see the Alyssa Milano sex tape yet? Unless it's from years ago I refuse to look at it.

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Re: Straight porn is SO damn gay!

Post by Nobue » Sun Sep 13, 2020 2:29 am

I can't remember what she looks like. I'm kinda hoping Fiona Apple did one before she started looking too diseased.

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Re: Straight porn is SO damn gay!

Post by Guest » Sun Sep 13, 2020 5:47 am



Short-haired one. I was not old enough to see Who's the Boss when it was new, and I've only seen pieces of Double Dragon, so I was spared the weird crush all the manchildren had on her. I saw her titties in some mag back around 2000, though, and they were bigger than they seemed.

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Re: Straight porn is SO damn gay!

Post by Liar Revealed » Sun Sep 13, 2020 3:05 pm

Milano was one of those chicks who peaked early. I remember dudes counting down the days until she was legal. And then once she was, she immediately started doing nudity and sex scenes just like the guys were hoping. That's the only reason anybody ever cared who she was or why anyone still talks about her now.

I hear she's menopausal and is blaming all her symptoms on Trump.
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Re: Straight porn is SO damn gay!

Post by Guest » Mon Oct 26, 2020 2:00 pm

I remember she stopped doing nudity because she was upset her little brother was looking at her nudes. Seems pretty unfeminist to me, but whatever.

Tom Hardy laying it down:

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Re: Straight porn is SO damn gay!

Post by Moe Bitches » Mon Oct 26, 2020 2:08 pm

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Re: Straight porn is SO damn gay!

Post by Guest » Mon Oct 26, 2020 2:50 pm

I don't think he really met her there. Love her reaction, though. Wish the jackass who posted the video gave a name or told us where he got it.

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Re: Straight porn is SO damn gay!

Post by Tony Schiavone » Tue Oct 27, 2020 1:27 pm

Liar Revealed wrote:
Sun Sep 13, 2020 3:05 pm
Milano was one of those chicks who peaked early. I remember dudes counting down the days until she was legal. And then once she was, she immediately started doing nudity and sex scenes just like the guys were hoping. That's the only reason anybody ever cared who she was or why anyone still talks about her now.

I hear she's menopausal and is blaming all her symptoms on Trump.
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