Straight porn is SO damn gay!

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Re: Straight porn is SO damn gay!

Post by Cuckara » Fri Sep 20, 2019 6:16 pm

Weird.

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Re: Straight porn is SO damn gay!

Post by Liar Revealed » Fri Sep 20, 2019 6:25 pm

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Huh. Funny how that happens. Also:
It works for me. A brief summary:
I've lowered my pants to half-staff

I think a lot of people will be cumming to her funeral
Ive never bukkaked a coffin. Will it be open casket?

" When they got there, nothing seemed amiss. "
Not even the dead girl on the floor....

All that knew her, "loved" her....

All she wanted was to get a head in life.

There’s now a big hole to fill in the industry

"Sarge it looks like a case of silicon poisoning"

I'll be paying tribute to her this evening

We were good friends. I knew her like the palm of my hand.

Did she die from an OD or an ATM?
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Re: Straight porn is SO damn gay!

Post by Guest » Fri Sep 20, 2019 9:16 pm

Vaguely aware of the name but I'm going to assume she's been retired for a decade and thought she could have a real career despite being a whore. Mad props to lifers like Monique Alexander who know their place is on a dick.

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Re: Porn

Post by Liar Revealed » Fri Sep 20, 2019 9:37 pm

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Fri Sep 20, 2019 9:16 pm
Vaguely aware of the name but I'm going to assume she's been retired for a decade and thought she could have a real career despite being a whore. Mad props to lifers like Monique Alexander who know their place is on a dick.
If there is an American porn actress whose life had a happy ending, I'm completely unaware of it. I don't think there's any "going back" once you cross that line. The best you can hope for is that people forget about you as you bag groceries at WalMart.
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Re: Porn

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Sep 20, 2019 10:07 pm

Liar Revealed wrote:
Fri Sep 20, 2019 9:37 pm
If there is an American porn actress whose life had a happy ending, I'm completely unaware of it.
Tera Patrick perhaps? She seems about as normal as you could expect of a woman that lives in LA and used to be a porn whore to be.
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Re: Straight porn is SO damn gay!

Post by TheManWithNoPlan » Fri Sep 20, 2019 10:27 pm

A pornstar dying at 40 is like an average person dying in their 70's.

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Re: Straight porn is SO damn gay!

Post by Cuckara » Fri Sep 20, 2019 10:36 pm

Liar Revealed wrote:
Fri Sep 20, 2019 9:37 pm
If there is an American porn actress whose life had a happy ending, I'm completely unaware of it. I don't think there's any "going back" once you cross that line. The best you can hope for is that people forget about you as you bag groceries at WalMart.
Sasha Grey has been in a handful of actual films, and she was able to convince a British publisher to put out her shitty The Juliette Society novels. Compared to most porn stars, her ending is fairy tale bliss.

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Re: Straight porn is SO damn gay!

Post by Guest » Fri Sep 20, 2019 10:46 pm

I wish all women were dead.

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Re: Straight porn is SO damn gay!

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Sep 20, 2019 10:46 pm

Cuckara wrote:
Fri Sep 20, 2019 10:36 pm
Sasha Grey has been in a handful of actual films, and she was able to convince a British publisher to put out her shitty The Juliette Society novels. Compared to most porn stars, her ending is fairy tale bliss.
That's neat, I guess. But is she respected in any way? There's porn stars and then there's porn stars like her that are mostly known for being especially nasty even within their field. I know she's been trying very hard a few years ago to make herself a brand but I think she mostly failed at it.
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Re: Straight porn is SO damn gay!

Post by Guest » Fri Sep 20, 2019 10:47 pm

Sasha's ending hasn't happened yet. She blows through vast sums of money like the whore she is, and has been retired so long eventually even her biggest ChinaWood fans are going to forget who she is. She'll be back in porn by the time she's 40, fail at her comeback, then OD or move to the Midwest and find Jesus.

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