Movie Thread

[Moe Bitches]

Italian horror has a way with making absolute horrid what the fuck shit entertaining.

[Guest]

Movies are better when they're bizarre and baffling than when they're "actually good." As long as they aren't insufferable.

[Rushy]

Movies are better when they're bizarre and baffling than when they're "actually good." As long as they aren't insufferable.

The same is true for DHI posters.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Giallo is the only good thing they did since the Marian Reforms.

[Guest]

Conjuring 3 is awful Annabelle-tier trash, holy shit. The first two weren't classics but James Wan is really good at creating tension and he's really missed here. It's a CG-filled action horror mess that is just embarrassing to watch. The last Annabelle movie had a fucking cartoon werewolf besieging their house and somehow this is worse. That fucking La Llorona movie was a masterwork of pacing and cinematography compared to this insulting garbage slasher flick for babies.

[Guest]

A werewolf? In a horror movie? How fucking ridiculous monsters have no place in horror movies how absurd.

[Moe Bitches]

But a werewolf in a possessed doll movie?

[Guest]

But a werewolf in a possessed doll movie?

Your point?

[Moe Bitches]

I don't know, it just seems weird I guess. It's like having Dracula in a Chuckie movie.

[Guest]

But a werewolf in a possessed doll movie?

Wasn't the entire premise of that movie that it was a monster mash with a bunch of different demons and spirits and spooky shit unleashed by the the possessed doll?