Movie Thread

[Moe Bitches]

Nigger, would it hurt your dumb ass to give a quick summary instead of just a link?
Disney closes the studio that made Ice Age. There. Is that so difficult?

Told you I could be so damn lazy I just post a link instead of a simple summary. Gotta get my shitposting together.

[Kugelfisch]

Gotta get my shitposting together.

No kidding. You're shitcopyandpasting at this point.

[Moe Bitches]

The drawnigger found something else that pertains to Blue Sky Studios closing: Nimona, a webcomic by Noelle Stevenson,
(the creator of nu-She-Ra)

SpoilerShow

is getting a theatrical adaptation directed by Patrick Osborne.

Plus it's the final production of Blue Sky Studios.

[Kugelfisch]

Fucking hell, that webcomic is painfully unfunny. Nigga, if that is your competition these days, you have no excuse to not succeed.

Don't require a stern talking to to make a post worth reading either. Starting to feel like Gordon Ramsey over here.

[Guest]

Gotta get my shitposting together.

No kidding. You're shitcopyandpasting at this point.

Niggers will destroy DHI just like they destroyed America. We should have made our own shitposts instead of importing shitpost labor from Africa and foxdickfarms and /tv/.

Fucking hell, that webcomic is painfully unfunny. Nigga, if that is your competition these days, you have no excuse to not succeed.

Webcomics are by and for insane people. Unless the nog starts drawing furry porn he dosen't stand a chance.

[Kugelfisch]

No way our boy can do worse than crap like that. Nigger bonus alone should carry him to mediocrity. It's not like they are allowed to complain.

[Guest]

Webcomics are easy. Whatever the premise is, write it like a soap opera (love triangle is a must) and keep almost-but-not-quite showing nudity.

[Kugelfisch]

What about miscarriages? Gotta have those, lad!

[Guest]

What about miscarriages? Gotta have those, lad!

And strangulation.
If you're feeling exotic, maybe make the MC fuck a tranny. Then stab your own hands like a sped afterward.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Webcomics are easy. Whatever the premise is, write it like a soap opera (love triangle is a must) and keep almost-but-not-quite showing nudity.

They're also shit, since you wouldn't do a webcomic if you had actual talent.
Most of the time, these artists turn into legit INs, coasting off of the fanbase they've amassed during the first 1-2 years of their webcomic, all while taking longer and longer for each upload (none of which ever showing an improvement in the artist's drawing skills). And that's before bringing up the various 'tisms that just make the webcomic shittier and shittier (self-insert power fantasy, the artist running out of ideas, or obnoxious pandering to whatever belief/agenda the artist feels like pushing).

And I think the easist webcomic are """trans""" webcomic. They're like 5 million of those fuckers, all pretty much the same.

(I use extra air quotes for "trans", since in 98% of these webcomics it's actually about some teenage boy getting permanently gender-bended during the first page of the comic, which gets extra cringy as the artist's experience with the female gender comes from fanservice animu.)

Shadow in the Cloud is the stupidest movie I've ever seen. Chloe Grace Moritz's character makes Rey Palpatine seem gritty and realistic. At one point she falls out of a WW2 bomber during a dogfight, only for a Jap plane to explore beneath her and propel her back inside like a cartoon character. Movie ends with her fist fighting a giant CG gremlin.

And here I thought the silliest ripoff of that famous Twilight Zone episode I've ever seen was from an anthology horror comic where the monster was drawn to look exactly like a Xenomorph for some reason.

Disney closes the studio that made Ice Age. There. Is that so difficult?

How's Otto Waalkes supposed to earn money, now?

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Otto Waalkes is a comedian who voiced the sloth or whatever the fuck that thing was.
Kraut studios like hiring comedians to dub these CGI movies, which is annoying af since German comedians can only play their single comedian character, and there have been times where the script has been "adjusted" so they could have their CGI character spout one of their "iconic" catchphrases (as happened at least once during Ice Age).

I was talking with a friend about the very overused prefixes/suffixes and how they often are associated with sucky movies. Resurrection and Annihilation are two that come to mind.

"(The) Rise of (the) X" is my favorite warning sign. Nothing with this title has ever been worth consooming.

They killed off Burt Gummer in Tremors 7 like it's fucking Star Wars Robot Chicken

Yeah I heard about that, real shame.

They had a good run. Maybe the actor has realized this graivy train is about to end.
Still, they could always bring him back as a human/graboid-hybrid-clone or something.