I'm willing to bet RLM will release a Half in the Bag of The Last Jedi, but they will talk about Ferdinand (because apparently some ticket-shit went wrong, so they couldn't see Star Wars).
Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda
Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2017 6:12 pm
by da PAC Nigguh
I've had time to think about it overnight. Yep, this movie still sucks.
a) First video of RLM some people have seen
or
b) Pissed off russian bots that got mad because they're acting exactly like other payed shills
It's Collider fanboys who are campaigning for a massive downvoting campaign against RedLetterMedia. Kristian Harloff, who hosts Schmoes Know, hates their guts now and blocks everyone who even mentions them.
I feel like we need this to ground us before people start missing that awful trilogy.
They suck a lot little less now.
Has there ever been a film series that shit the bed as hard as Millennial Wars? Unless JJ gets a talent transplant from Steven Spielberg or something Ep. 9 is guaranteed to be god-fucking-awful, so that's an entire trilogy and years wasted. At least the first Matrix movie was okay; you can't even say that about one fucking entry in this shit show.
Well, I think that was us Star Wars fans wanting some shred of (ugh) HOPE. Without that, the only reaction to Ep. 7 is:
Making her Luke's daughter would explain why the lightsaber triggered memories in her and would make her sudden mastery of the Force slightly less retarded.
No explanation for why Obi-Wan addressed her directly in TFA? I just watched it and he was all "Rey?" Even the fucking captions said it was him.
Do we ever find out how Maz Kanata came into possession of Luke's lightsaber?
"No" is what I'm guessing.
A good question. For another time.
Tell me again why Rian Johnson has anything but a negative reputation? Looper had prime Emily Blunt in it. That was the only good thing about that shitty movie that couldn't even keep it's own fucking time travel rules straight.
Or was it that shitty high school noir movie he did with that obnoxious midget asshole from Third Rock From The Sun?
Seriously, he's up there with Edgar Wright for "who?!" and "why?!!" status whenever I see internet dweebs splooging over his talent.
Re: Star Whores: Diverse Agenda
Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2017 9:53 pm
by VoiceOfReasonPast
The lighsaber backstory will probably be told in some Battlefront DLC.
It's Collider fanboys who are campaigning for a massive downvoting campaign against RedLetterMedia. Kristian Harloff, who hosts Schmoes Know, hates their guts now and blocks everyone who even mentions them.
I didn't think Collider had actual fanboys, but people really do watch that garbage every day. Their TFJ review was literally 107 mintutes long.