Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

[Seele]

I've always dreamed about a sequel picturing the adventures of adult Shortround.

Wouldn't he be called "Tallround" then?

[Guest]

Temple of Doom was the best movie.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I don't care how racist the depiction may or may not have been. put that heart-ripping mofo is by far my favorite Indie villain.

Wouldn't he be called "Tallround" then?

How dare you assume his adult height. For all we know, he could've matured into Asian De Vito.

[Rushy]

I remember some people were clamoring for adult Round to be Indy's sidekick in Skull.

[Guest]

Lucas wanted Indy have a daughter in Crystal Skull but Spielberg wanted a boy he could molest. Now LeBeef is nuts.

[Charlar]

Lucas wanted Indy have a daughter in Crystal Skull but Spielberg wanted a boy he could molest. Now LeBeef is nuts.

But Spielberg can get better looking victims, Lucas molested Shia "I'll keep camping around a flagless pole with a baseball after /pol/ stole it, now i'm taking my flag and protest of Trump to Europe" Leblownlefuckout

Seriously the way people mess with his protest is a thing of beauty, the way /pol/ stole the flag that timr was impressive: from the video of the third attempt of Shia (Right now is the 6th or 7th attempt) at a farm /pol/ used weaponized their autism and analyzed passing airplanes flight trajectories and star constellations, sent local /pol/ posters to drive around the area while beeping car horns until those were heard on stream, that was after one of them creeped up to the flagpole and flew a RC plane, a airhorn was blown near the flagpole.
A third one stole the flag and put instead a MAGA hat and pepeshirt there, while Shia tore that stuff down and camped around the empty flagpole wwith a baseball bat and ranting like a lunatic a fourth anon took pics of Shia house from multiple angles reportedly shit at strategic loctions. The local sheriff closed the stream after he and the local PD got tired of Shia calling them

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

He was quite meh as an actor, but man would I want to go watch a biopic about that shit. Most people would assume you''re just making shit up for the movie, but it's all real.

[Rapeculture]

It's just performance art, fellas. He does it out of boredom too I imagine.

[Auli]

Lucas wanted Indy have a daughter in Crystal Skull but Spielberg wanted a boy he could molest. Now LeBeef is nuts.

*weaponized autism story about LeBeouf's flag thing*

That was actually pretty damn awesome.

[Kugelfisch]

Wait, are people acting like everyone LIKED the prequels before RLM did those videos?

There are people defending the utterly retarded 99% pure shit EU.

Weird. Crystal Skull was somehow ENTIRELY his fault despite Spielberg directing it.

Oh goodness no. That one was a team effort by moron Lucas and apathetic Spielberg with a dash of Ford's terrible old man acting.
Ford, and even more so Bruce Willis, are guilty of ruining several movies by showing up despite clearly hating every second being there. That's pretty much what Spielberg did with Crystal Skull. That plus getting Shia. What a terrible choice.