Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

[Rapeculture]

I hope the next movie will be hilariously awful in a spectacular way.

Kind of like how Nemesis killed Star Trek movies for good.*


*(You cant convince me the new ones are actual Trek movies. At best: tumblr fan fiction.).

All nu-Trek is so goddamn awful that they had to wake up grandpa Patrick to come and do a new series.

[Guest]

Can't Grandpa Patty just lay down and enjoy being old? Does he have a bunch of THOTs he has to support?

[Guest]

Shouldn't we have story spoilers by now? All we know is Kylo repairs his mask with magic red clay so he looks more Trumpian, and Leia is going to have some bizarre CG Yoda-esque lightsaber fight despite being a literal pile of dirt now.

[Guest]

Next episode takes place a year after TLJ, I guess to make it more believable that Kylo and his three ships now control a galaxy filled with thousands of planets presumably with their own militaries.

In other news, Madam Secretary final episode of the year is "OMG, they're separating children from their mothers!" so I won't be shocked to find out Kylo's building a space wall in the next movie.

[Rushy]

Shouldn't we have story spoilers by now? All we know is Kylo repairs his mask with magic red clay so he looks more Trumpian, and Leia is going to have some bizarre CG Yoda-esque lightsaber fight despite being a literal pile of dirt now.

We never got story spoilers for the other episodes until they were released

[Keith Chegwin]

Can't Grandpa Patty just lay down and enjoy being old? Does he have a bunch of THOTs he has to support?

His third wife is like half his age, at best

[Guest]

Can't Grandpa Patty just lay down and enjoy being old? Does he have a bunch of THOTs he has to support?

His third wife is like half his age, at best

She's about the same age as me, so she was a small child when TNG was airing. She's younger than some of his kids with the previous wives. It's kind of hypocritical how he advocates for all these feminist causes but then keeps dumping his wives for younger women. But he's definitely not as bad as most male feminists turn out to be.

[Keith Chegwin]

But he's definitely not as bad as most male feminists turn out to be.

Well, that's because unlike Wil Wheaton and his ilk, Patrick Stewart has charm and charisma. Women want to fuck him so he doesn't need to tell them what a good goy feminist he is to get cunt, therefore he's more emotionally stable than most of them

[Singh'sSpot]

Thrawn and the Imperial Remnents need to show up and kick Edgo Ren's ass all the way back to the unknown region.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Thrawn would get cucked to hell and back and you know it. Also it would hurt the precious SYMBOLISM! If we got a new batch of Imperial re-enacters not lead by a white guy.

I think they should add some kind of time travel plot where they go back in time and stop any of the Disney shit trilogy from ever happening all the way back to the Force Awakens, kind of like Days Of Future past, makes more sense than the shit we're about to get with this next movie.

They might instead try to fuck things up really hard by stopping the original trilogy from happening. Then Kylo and Anakin can finally charge their Sith crystals together.