Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

[Auli]

Marvel will go on for a good time, but Phase 4 will see a MAAAJOR hit because of the genderswapping and more wokeness.

[Liar Revealed]

I was vaguely aware of the existence of Disk Wars Avengers and Future Avengers.
Are they even worth watching? It looks kinda shitty having a bunch of brats as the main characters instead of the Avengers.

[Guest]

I was vaguely aware of the existence of Disk Wars Avengers and Future Avengers.
Are they even worth watching? It looks kinda shitty having a bunch of brats as the main characters instead of the Avengers.

I refuse to watch them out of principal. Being literal anime won't make them not Disney capeshit.
I never watched those weird Madhouse Marlel productions from late last decade either. Nor have I read Suffering Man, which is supposedly decent, I just never got around to it.

[Guest]

In other news, Avengers Endgame finally surpassed Avatar at the box office, resulting in Marvelfags celebrating like there's no tomorrow, ignoring inflation and the fact that Disney owns both IPs anyway; ergo, Disney beat Disney with Disney's Disney

I read about that and thought to myself 'Well, much like Avatar it'll be completely forgotten in ten years'

Portman can't even hold up the hammer herself...

I was actually surprised to hear she's coming back, seeing as she vowed never to do another Mahvel movie after they wouldn't hire her wymyn director for Thor 2. Guess she came crawling back when she realised her career's pretty much dead otherwise.

That was pre-wall. Now she's part of the MeToo spinoff Time's Up and desperate to remain relevant. She supposedly has leaked nudes incoming too.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I refuse to watch them out of principal. Being literal anime won't make them not Disney capeshit.
I never watched those weird Madhouse Marlel productions from late last decade either. Nor have I read Suffering Man, which is supposedly decent, I just never got around to it.

Just relax. Glorious Nippon has a long and proud history of taking Marvel IPs and improving them a thousandfold.

[Tony Schiavone]

What we learned is that by pouting and acting like an entitled brat she can get her own movie and everything she wants.
where a talentless unexpressive Jewess can pretend to be an Aryan god...

Stunning and brave role model for girls everywhere.

>Zone of the Enders shit

[Liar Revealed]

What we learned is that by pouting and acting like an entitled brat she can get her own movie and everything she wants.
where a talentless unexpressive Jewess can pretend to be an Aryan god...

Stunning and brave role model for girls everywhere.

She is the worst.
She has stood up for pedophiles like Polanski. Meanwhile, she denigrates her own people and homeland to appease the activist Left.

Oh, and about her "leaked" nudes? Call me 20 years ago when I would have cared.

[Guest]

What we learned is that by pouting and acting like an entitled brat she can get her own movie and everything she wants.
where a talentless unexpressive Jewess can pretend to be an Aryan god...

Stunning and brave role model for girls everywhere.

She is the worst.
She has stood up for pedophiles like Polanski. Meanwhile, she denigrates her own people and homeland to appease the activist Left.

Oh, and about her "leaked" nudes? Call me 20 years ago when I would have cared.

20 years ago? You one of those guys who really, really, really likes Leon the Professional, Liar?

Anyway, of course she stands up for pedophiles. She's a Hollywood actress who's been in A-list shit from a young age. You don't get into that club without running point for pedos.

[Liar Revealed]

20 years ago? You one of those guys who really, really, really likes Leon the Professional, Liar?

20 years ago= Age 18. The bitch is old and fucked in the head now.

[Guest]

20 years ago? You one of those guys who really, really, really likes Leon the Professional, Liar?

20 years ago= Age 18. The bitch is old and fucked in the head now.

Portman is nearly 40? Geez, now I feel old.