What are you listening to?

[AngrySpoonySnob]

You and your triggered drums. And c'mon ASS, admit you liked it, at least a little bit. It must've triggered some primal caveman instinct in your brain and made you want to headbang. Admit it!

Turned it off after 30 secs tops, I always start to laugh at these faggot trying to sound evil or whatever its so corny and faggy

[veris leta facies]

Fair enough. I agree that vocals aren't the strongest asset of this band. The Faceless is really porn for musicians, a band full of highly skilled players and songs complex asf, full of dope tempo changes, jazzy chord progressions and atypical breakdowns. But I do get how they may sound just a noisy nonsense to some. I can find the groove in this chaos.

Here's the band's current virtuoso drummer Alex Rüdinger playing XenoChrist with his triggered drums (and without "faggot" vocals!)

[Kugelfisch]

But I do get how they may sound just a noisy nonsense to some. I can find the groove in this chaos.

See, I can listen to Napalm Death. The chaotic stuff isn't what I dislike, although I don't find any kind of melody in that stuff.
It's just overall pretty weak sauce. I already don't like Black Metal and adding piano to it just makes it worse.

[Guest]

Music is all gay and terrible. I pray for the end of music like I pray for the end of all entertainment ever. There's no point in going on anymore.

[Keith Chegwin]

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Has there ever been a metal song with ukulele riffs? I feel like there's an untapped market for that.

Granted, that was much less gay than I expected.

Well, that's mostly because ShouJo is only half JoJo.

[veris leta facies]

Music is all gay and terrible. I pray for the end of music like I pray for the end of all entertainment ever. There's no point in going on anymore.

But I do get how they may sound just a noisy nonsense to some. I can find the groove in this chaos.

See, I can listen to Napalm Death. The chaotic stuff isn't what I dislike, although I don't find any kind of melody in that stuff.
It's just overall pretty weak sauce. I already don't like Black Metal and adding piano to it just makes it worse.

But.. there's like 5 seconds of piano in it.. Apparently that's still too much. And it's more prog metal than black metal.

This is trve black metal:



Fucking brutal. Beats Napalm Death.

[Kugelfisch]

I know it's not trve Black Metal and that's part of the problem. Those kinda riffs don't work together with that Prog shit.
While we're at it, Prog is the gayest shit ever. Friends dragged me to a Dream Theatre concert once and I've hated the shit out of it. When, after what felt like an eternity, they finally announced the last song I was relieved. The song was over twenty minutes long. What. The. Fuck? I've never seen such an immobile crowd at a metal concert before. Scratch that, it's not metal. It's faggot hipster shit.

[veris leta facies]

I've never seen such an immobile crowd at a metal concert before.

They were concentrating on and enjoying those complex melodies, man. The average intelligence of that audience must have been over 160 and after absorbing all that brilliance from the concert it rose over 240. But really, I can't stand DT either, watching two hours of that shit would be one brain corroding experience. I do like faggy hipster prog shit, but I can't stand their songs nor their effeminate singer, he sounds terrible. Doesn't help that their lyrics are cheesy pretentious nonsense like this:

"Under A Glass Moon"

Tell me
Remind me
Chase the water racing from the sky
Always beside me
Taste the memories running from my eyes
Nervous flashlights scan my dreams
Liquid shadows silence their screams
I smile at the moon
Chasing water from the sky
I argue with the clouds
Stealing beauty from my eyes

That's deep.

[Kugelfisch]

Their keyboard faggot got one of those things with the resistive touchscreen-like panels new. You know, where you can slide your finger around and it makes different sounds. The fucker announced that he got it brand new and was legit just live-testing that thing out for about ten fucking minutes. I haven't been so ready for murder before in my life.
Up until some twat, wearing a winter coat in a club at about 36°C, directly in front of me lit up a joint. Just what I needed to make the already thick air even worse.

I thought I'd get thrombosis from straight up standing in place for so long. ZERO movement in the crowd.
Worst thing was that it was in the Docks Club at the Reeperbahn in Hamburg. I could've had a great time there but instead stood in place, enduring terrible music, surrounded by subhumans.
I've never listened to my dumbass friends and their shit music taste ever again. I haven't had contact with either of those two for well over a decade and yet I'm still mad.