Movie Thread

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

So it's everything everyone has been saying for the past months.

[CuckTurdginson]

Dinklage really fucked them over lol.

[rabidtictac]

My wife makes fun of me for how often I watch "Once Upon a Time in Hollywood".

Some people will hate Tarantino and that's fine. I don't care. But I love that movie. It's his best.

His best is either Inglorious Bastards or Reservoir Dogs.

Tarantino has made a lot of good movies. Only thing I don't like about him is his obnoxious foot fetish.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

It was the best part of From Dusk Till Dawn.

Dinklage really fucked them over lol.

And the moral of this story: Never take a dwarf seriously.

[Lindsay's Liver]

"Snow White" ticket presales are low, which means a bomb is all but certain.

I looked at the Alamo Drafthouse Saturday afternoon reservations (peak time for a kid's movie, I assume) and there's like eight seats sold. Some shows have zero seats sold

[CuckTurdginson]

I mean there were more enthusiastic libshit contrarian defenders of Cisbusters, and that flopped.

Walk-ins will probably guarantee an okish opening weekend, but that is not at all what Jizzney wants.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

"Snow White" ticket presales are low, which means a bomb is all but certain.

I'm just waiting for that Project Sekai / Hatsune Miku movie to blow this out of the water

[Lindsay's Liver]

"Snow White" will be #1` for the weekend because there's not much competition, but most predictions for the gross are $40-50 million, which is not good for a film that needs to make $500 million just to break even and doesn't look like it's going to get a lot of positive word of mouth.

As I've said before, I normally don't care about this. Some of my favorite movies were financial disappointments that got bad reviews. It's just fun to watch these corporate behemoths make horrible decisions and lose money. It's the best entertainment that Hollywood has to offer these days.

[CuckTurdginson]

The Live Action remakes have never been good. At best they've been mediocre.

I'd like to say people are figuring that out, but that piece of shit Mufasa prequel was a hit. Probably because of niggers.

[ebin namefag]

I'd like to say people are figuring that out, but that piece of shit Mufasa prequel was a hit. Probably because of niggers.

Furries. Furry niggers.

It was the best part of From Dusk Till Dawn.

Dinklage really fucked them over lol.

And the moral of this story: Never take a dwarf seriously.

Never take an actor seriously.