Movie Thread

[CuckTurdginson]

Don’t bully namefag, he has nothing else in his life.

[Kugelfisch]

Snow White would need a fucking two-by-four for a nose bridge if she wore glasses! You can hide from her right in front of her if you're close enough.

"Mirror mirror, build that Wall! Who is the muttest of them all?"
"Your yiddishness is renowned, far and wide but there's a 56% mutt and she sure isn't white!"
"Oy gewalt!"

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Looking foward to the extended prologue and the quality interactions between Snow White and the queen.

"Queen-sama, hey, Queen-sama! Can you try being less evil?"
"No."
"Nyoron~n"

If they built a real set, that would make it harder to reshoot half of the movie when/if test audiences don't like it.

Yeah, but it's one of the few actual sets of the story, and a pretty iconic one to boot. What are they worried about potentially fixing in post?

Though the mirror looks plucked out of Shrek, which was a while ago.

Speaking of Shrek, the dwarves from that movie looked better and less creepy.

[Kugelfisch]

A plastic Korean/Chinese/Japanese girl would be more "fair" that the mongoloid mutt they got for the role.
Queen-sama? More like "Aaayyy yo, hol' up!".

[Complicity]

Also Rachel Zegler or whatever that cunt is called is particularly grating and has zero charisma.

That fucking outfit and haircut sure don't help; she really looks like Farquaad, and she's about the same height.

much like how CuckTurgidson was deeply inconsiderate of the country when he voted for Kamala Harris

Gender studies: Not even once.

the getup looks like the 1937 movie well enough.

That's exactly the problem; those outfits worked for animation, but in a live action movie they look like Halloween costumes, and of the cheaper variety.

[Kugelfisch]

Yeah, I don't know about that. The kikess looks pretty fine. Snow White doesn't. If they got an actually pretty actress it wouldn't be that crass.

[Complicity]

Yeah, I don't know about that. The kikess looks pretty fine. Snow White doesn't. If they got an actually pretty actress it wouldn't be that crass.

Because she's Gal Gadot. Put some hag like Jamie Lee Curtis (or that horse who starred in Sex and the City) in that outfit and you have an instant Sarah Wilson.

[Kugelfisch]

Because she's Gal Gadot. Put some hag like Jamie Lee Curtis (or that horse who starred in Sex and the City) in that outfit and you have an instant Sarah Wilson.

That's exactly my point. They got Gal, who looks good even in that ridiculous outfit, they should've gotten a knockout pretty lass for Snow White instead of this absolute dog of a woman they got.

Who, mind you, isn't even particularly well-known, popular, a good actress or good for PR. Just shite casting.

[TheManWithNoPlan]

Because she's Gal Gadot. Put some hag like Jamie Lee Curtis (or that horse who starred in Sex and the City) in that outfit and you have an instant Sarah Wilson.

That's exactly my point. They got Gal, who looks good even in that ridiculous outfit, they should've gotten a knockout pretty lass for Snow White instead of this absolute dog of a woman they got.

Who, mind you, isn't even particularly well-known, popular, a good actress or good for PR. Just shite casting.

Even if they can’t have Snow White be white for whatever stupid reason Zendaya is prettier and better known.

[Complicity]

Even if they can’t have Snow White be white for whatever stupid reason Zendaya is prettier and better known.

>Zendaya as Snow White