Dead Horse Interchange

Liar Revealed wrote: ↑

Fri Jan 19, 2018 12:48 am

Chen Tao, manager of fan forum Star Wars China wrote:These actors aren’t very beautiful, which may deter a lot of Chinese from seeing the recent films. We fans often joke that if Finn were played by Will Smith, Chinese people might be more inclined to watch it — because he’s very handsome.

Unbiased article from Chinese website from their perspective.
http://www.sixthtone.com/news/1001531/c ... -jedi-flop

Bloomberg confirms what anyone who has passed by the clogged toy aisle when shopping already knows: The boys ain't buyin' Star Wars toys anymore.
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles ... ue-sets-in

That's just fucking logic. Movie stars are supposed to be a higher class than us plebs. If working Joe is laying down hard-earned money, then the actors need to be fuckable. That Asian chick is so fucking ugly. Chrome Lesbian is a fucking supermodel next to her. I'd rather put my dick in Carrie Fisher's year-old corpse than Rose Uggo on her best day.

Chrome Lesbian would've at least been something different. They've probably seen enough unattractive Asian womyn, but a tall white Futurama-style amazon who looks like she might just cause death by Snu-Snu? That's gotta be a fetish somewhere on that large continent.
Of course, they then had to make it so you never actually see without the helmet.

The conflict of trying to appease both SJWs and China will tear Hollywood apart. That is unless China wins, which is likely since that's where all the money is these days.

Those toys won't be collectable either, not even in 50 years will people want the last Jedi ray action figures for a crazy price.

They are not even fire selling the toys, on clearance they are still really expensive.

"Wang Jiachen is a kindergarten teacher by day and a self-styled “real-life Jedi” by night: He meets weekly with fellow enthusiasts from the Shanghai Jedi Order to spar with lightsabers."

That's the best thing to come out of these movies nowadays.

They should replace both the Han movie and Episode 9 with a documentary about these guys.

Star wars toys should've been scaled to all fit in the vehicles and nothing more. The giant figures, Lego sets, etc, are tedious and bloat the market.

If I'm a kid, I want my action figures to match in size and scale and be able to drive the crazy space ships.

Keep lightsabers, but don't go cheap.

Liar Revealed wrote: ↑

Fri Jan 19, 2018 12:48 am

Chen Tao, manager of fan forum Star Wars China wrote:These actors aren’t very beautiful, which may deter a lot of Chinese from seeing the recent films. We fans often joke that if Finn were played by Will Smith, Chinese people might be more inclined to watch it — because he’s very handsome.

I will never understand Hollywood's eagerness to cast John Boyega in fucking everything. Him, Leslie Jones and a few others just seem to validate A Wyatt Mann's most racist caricatures.

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑

Fri Jan 19, 2018 1:11 pm

Chrome Lesbian would've at least been something different. They've probably seen enough unattractive Asian womyn, but a tall white Futurama-style amazon who looks like she might just cause death by Snu-Snu? That's gotta be a fetish somewhere on that large continent.
Of course, they then had to make it so you never actually see without the helmet.

The conflict of trying to appease both SJWs and China will tear Hollywood apart. That is unless China wins, which is likely since that's where all the money is these days.

There's no money in appeasing SJW's at all, unless you run a webcomic or sell male tears mugs online. Nothing on the scale of Hollywood though.

The only reason these idiots in the entertainment industry try to appeal to them is because the entertainment industry itself has a disproportionately huge number of SJW's itself and is so insular, causing them to be delusional and think that's the mainstream.

Is Finn supposed to be a joke? A fucking space janitor who is constantly terrified and always failing at everything heroic? In TLJ he gets ass-raped by a giant fucking lesbian and only "wins" their fight because he sucker punches her when she's distracted, and even then all he does is damage her helmet. She would have gotten up and prison pounded him had the ship not collapsed underneath her.

And I remember Rian (stupid fucking spelling) Johnson saying he only had 6 or 7 mandatory plot points given to him by Lucasfilm, and I guarantee you they were all variations of "Rey can't be weak" "Rey has to win" "Rey can't be mainsplained to by Luke" etc.

And how fucking dumb is that movie anyway. It begins literally where TFA ends but the character act as if two years have passed between movies, When Rey goes to confront Kylo SHE'S ONLY KNOWN HIM FOR 48 HOURS AND ON THE FIRST DAY HE MURDERED HAN SOLO AND BRAINRAPED HER yet she's all determined to turn him back to the light because she knows him so well and shit. And then when he doesn't turn and is all faggy for power, she's all "don't do this" like a lifetime friend is going bad or some shit. BITCH, HE HEADRAPED YOU THE DAY BEFORE AND KILLED HAN SOLO!

And every cuck in America is applauding Rey Nobody's lack of heroic lineage, but her and Kylo being related somehow would have made her obsession with saving him while betraying Luke make sense. As it is, she wants to save her rapist because she liked the way he looked in his weird high-waist pants.