Dead Horse Interchange

I just want the team ups to fucking end. Studios: Give me a Batman movie every couple of years like you used to and be done with it. Nobody cares about Mexican Flash, Black Green Lantern, shit-ass Cyborg, or Israeli Wonder Woman with no damn ass. NOBODY.

Man, how much cooler would the Justice League movie be if it featured Speedy Gonzales?

(And whenever they would introduce Red Tornado, they could use Taz instead.)

They'd just use him to make some Trump statement about the wall.

Did anyone watch the last Doctor Who Christmas special with the superhero in it?

Yes, it was awful.

I don't mind watching a capeshit movie now and again as a fun dumb movie to just switch my brain off to, but there are WAY too many of these things now. Like I'll probably watch the Spiderman one because Keaton looks like he'll be a lot of fun in it but I couldn't give less of a shit about the "relationship dynamics" between Iron Man and Spiderman that the idiots are talking about.

Why do geeks feel the need to big up these silly movies as if they have big deep plots?

TheProgressive wrote:Yes, it was awful.

I don't mind watching a capeshit movie now and again as a fun dumb movie to just switch my brain off to, but there are WAY too many of these things now. Like I'll probably watch the Spiderman one because Keaton looks like he'll be a lot of fun in it but I couldn't give less of a shit about the "relationship dynamics" between Iron Man and Spiderman that the idiots are talking about.

Why do geeks feel the need to big up these silly movies as if they have big deep plots?

Because they're geeks. Fanfiction is their bread and butter. And if they see it on the big screen, they jizz.

Justice League might make money, but it looks like complete shit so far. And nobody gives a shit about that dyke Wonder Woman.

TheProgressive wrote:Why do geeks feel the need to big up these silly movies as if they have big deep plots?

They don't like it because it has big deep plots. They already like it, therefore it must have big deep plots!

Rapeculture wrote:Justice League might make money, but it looks like complete shit so far. And nobody gives a shit about that dyke Wonder Woman.

Not enough bondage, anyways.

JL looks really stupid and cheap, like it's all taking place in some weird Oceanside arena, and against ugly insect men.

Oh, and Joss Whedon is apparently directing a Batgirl movie now. You know, because he's some kind of proto-feminist or something who JUST GETS WOMEN, 'KAY.

It'll be garbage, just like everything else Joss has made post-Firefly.