Movie Thread

[Kugelfisch]

I’m the black cropworker.

Can confirm, I was his owner. Sometimes I still drink a beer in the old breaking barn and reminis about simpler times.

[ebin namefag]

I’m the black cropworker.

You're always throwing out cropdusters.

[CuckTurdginson]

I’m the black cropworker.

Can confirm, I was his owner. Sometimes I still drink a beer in the old breaking barn and reminis about simpler times.

But you yourself are black. Are you Nigerian?

[Kugelfisch]

But you yourself are black. Are you Nigerian?

A black Israelite, of course!

[RAPEMAN]

But you yourself are black. Are you Nigerian?

A black Israelite, of course!

Das right!

[CuckTurdginson]

New Final Destination was ok. It has the problem some movies do where it peaks in the first 15 minutes. The first 15 minutes are pretty gloriously schlocky, and I was howling with laughter for a lot of it.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

That's the traditional spot where the MC has a vision of the entire cast dying, right?

[CuckTurdginson]

That's the traditional spot where the MC has a vision of the entire cast dying, right?

Well, this one, they play with that a little bit. The MC inherits a vision from her grandmother.

And the first fifteen minutes is her grandmother's vision, which involves this Seattle space needle looking thing collapsing and killing dozens of yuppies.

It's a spectacle to be sure: there's people getting burned alive, a piano gets dropped on an asshole kid; people are falling and splattering like hail, an elevator breaks and kills a bunch of people...