Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

[CuckTurdginson]

The money for DC would be the 'definitive' versions of Flash and Green Lantern, which we really don't have yet.

[wulfenlord]

The nerve of these Jesse Jackson gorilla butt kissing faggots. The first Iron Man had potential, and the first flight scene with Ramin Djawadi's score still gets my peepee hard, but then they killed off a great villain like Whiplash and switched the actor for Warmachine with an unlikable charcoal black nigger. I didn't even care about the travesty of the third. Wake me up when Dr. Strange and Thor are niggers too.

[CuckTurdginson]

Hemsworth wants out and nobody liked Lady Thor, so that'd probably be their only move lmao.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

They'll just try with a better and blacker Girlboss Thor.

[Liar Revealed]

The money for DC would be the 'definitive' versions of Flash and Green Lantern, which we really don't have yet.

The chance they'll do the iconic versions of these characters, Barry and Hal respectively, is low. We'll get black Wally West, and either John Stewart or that Hispanic bitch that Ethan VanSciver created.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

The chance they'll do the iconic versions of these characters, Barry and Hal respectively, is low.

Maybe there's a chance for Jay and Alan if the Transtastic Bore is not an unmitigated disaster and Warner starts fantasizing about making their own "retro" capeshit movies.

[CuckTurdginson]

The money for DC would be the 'definitive' versions of Flash and Green Lantern, which we really don't have yet.

The chance they'll do the iconic versions of these characters, Barry and Hal respectively, is low. We'll get black Wally West, and either John Stewart or that Hispanic bitch that Ethan VanSciver created.

John Stewart I'd honestly be fine with. My first exposure to Green Lantern was the Justice League animated show, which used Stewart. Ofc his inaugural movie would probably be like Winter Falcon, lots of whining about >muh racism.

The CW show still lingers in people's minds, I do think doing Barry Allen first is the better idea; there's a lot of people who want to see it, and ultimately Hollywood likes money more than anything when it comes to their capeshit. Aside from loling at the trainwreck qualities of the Ezra Miller Flash, the (unironically) best parts of that movie were just the moments of 1v1 adaptation from Barry's story lol.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

There's an official Harley Quinn fart fetish comic.
If you're also into inflation and living clothes this is the comic for you, 'cause she teams up with Plastic Man (for some reason) and wears him as a fart-storing outfit in at least one scene.

[ebin namefag]

There's an official Harley Quinn fart fetish comic.

This page is missing a well-written and detailed synopsis.

Tragic.
I think the new-ish Harley cartoon in has a big fart fetish episode.

If you're also into inflation and living clothes this is the comic for you, 'cause she teams up with Plastic Man (for some reason) and wears him as a fart-storing outfit in at least one scene.

Glad to know Dobson escaped into the industry.

[CuckTurdginson]

There's a rumor that Bob Iger and Kevin Faggy are butting heads over what the inevitable X-Men movie should be about.

Iger wants it to be an event action movie, Faggy wants it to be about 'social commentary.'