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Re: Movie Thread

Post by Rapeculture » Sat Nov 09, 2019 7:42 am

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I wonder how woke a remake of the Monster of the Lagoon of Color would be :thinking:
Plot twist: The Creature From the Black Lagoon will turn out to be a human tranny who simply identifies as the Creature From the Black Lagoon.
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Post by Rushy » Sat Nov 09, 2019 8:35 pm

I never saw Justice League, but Doge's first viewing of it makes it look *amazingly* shite, even compared to Batman V Superman
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Post by Guest » Sat Nov 09, 2019 9:00 pm

It's not bad, just really boring. There aren't any decent action scenes, Batman just stands around doing nothing, and the villains are generic CG shit. Then you've got all the Whedon bullshit on top of everything. I watched it once and probably never will again.

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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Nov 09, 2019 9:32 pm

Better than BvS, but certainly worse than say Wonder Woman or Shazam. Batman comes across as a bit useless since he's just a normal dude who already struggles with a single Parademon (which I guess is more "realistic"), and everyone who isn't Superman comes across as really useless once Superman is back.

It's a bit weird that they made their big crossover movie when 3 of the characters didn't even have their own movie, which is a bit of a shame with say Cyborg because how whole "My body just keeps installing new powers and I have no idea what's going on with me"-deal could make for some interesting body horror capeshit movie. I also have no idea why they made Barry Allen autistic (or whatever the hell he was supposed to be).

The villains were really lame. Steppenwolf is probably one of the blandest servants of Darkseid, and making the Parademons lame bugmen is... well, lame.
Also how many goddamn "The bad guys want to terraform Earth for reasons" movies does a single cinematic universe really need?
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Post by Rushy » Sat Nov 09, 2019 9:59 pm

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Post by Sassy negro » Sat Nov 09, 2019 10:01 pm

It's a shame we only got Batfleck in crossover movies. An aging Batman could have been interesting. Now were getting some young guy battling social injustice with his crew of sassy negroes.

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Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Nov 09, 2019 10:18 pm

We? You are. Serves you right for being a /tv/ faggot. Fuck new cinema. It's all cancer garbage and if you pay for the privilege to consume propaganda, shit is all you deserve.
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Re: Movie Thread

Post by Rushy » Sat Nov 09, 2019 10:28 pm

Sassy negro wrote:
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It's a shame we only got Batfleck in crossover movies. An aging Batman could have been interesting.
Introducing Affleck in Batman V Superman was one of the most idiotic decisions they could have made. No wonder that movie ballooned into the fucking Hydra.
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Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Nov 10, 2019 12:25 am

Rushy wrote:
Sat Nov 09, 2019 10:28 pm
Sassy negro wrote:
Sat Nov 09, 2019 10:01 pm
It's a shame we only got Batfleck in crossover movies. An aging Batman could have been interesting.
Introducing Affleck in Batman V Superman was one of the most idiotic decisions they could have made. No wonder that movie ballooned into the fucking Hydra.
What decision did they have to make?
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Re: Movie Thread

Post by Guest » Sun Nov 10, 2019 12:33 am

To make Man of Steel 2 despite it not making 15 billion dollars.

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