Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Apr 17, 2020 3:54 am

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He stabbed her cause she was fucking somebody else. Nobody cucks OJ
In his house, driving his Ferrari, living on his money. I'll have you know that OJ is a business man. Some dude fucking his scraps? He doesn't worry. On his money, though? It's ill-fitting glove time!
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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

Post by Some Sick Fuck » Fri Apr 17, 2020 10:47 am

It's hillarious how many people apparently like murderers. In my country, we went above and beyond with being retarded, we have a national icon called Kajínek: https://www.radio.cz/en/section/curraff ... r-23-years

The guy was hired killer (among other things), and after 20 years in prison he became some sort of folk hero, because apparently my people are so shitty that a criminal is really close to their hearts, and now the guy basically lives off his fame, he is a celebrity.

So if you play your cards right, no matter how much you fuck up in your life, you can still end up being a success thanks to the bottomless stupidity of people. That's why I always blame "the fans" more than the nobodies themselves, because they would be powerless if it wasn't for the retarded public that supports them.
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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Apr 17, 2020 10:52 am

Things would be different if he killed a child. Especially if he raped one. He could've been free in just a few months, thanks to your local green party.
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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

Post by Some Sick Fuck » Fri Apr 17, 2020 11:00 am

The green faggots were never really powerful even in their prime 20 years ago. My country has many problems, envirofaggots being too popular here is not on of them.
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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Apr 17, 2020 11:02 am

Some Sick Fuck wrote:
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The green faggots were never really powerful even in their prime 20 years ago. My country has many problems, envirofaggots being too popular here is not on of them.
They never broke 20% nationally here either. But their influence has been devastating because any lefty party will pander to those pedo supporters.
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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

Post by Guest » Fri Apr 17, 2020 11:09 am

Everyone wants to kill people (or at least see their enemies dead). Its not rocket science to see why a man who lives by his own rules and does what he wants in the face of a society that's corrupt itself is worshipped as a folk hero. Although 99% of killers are just shitty thugs at best and low impulse dumbos at worst. They can't all be smart men who plan ahead and still get their targets.

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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Apr 17, 2020 11:15 am

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Fri Apr 17, 2020 11:09 am
Everyone wants to kill people (or at least see their enemies dead). Its not rocket science to see why a man who lives by his own rules and does what he wants in the face of a society that's corrupt itself is worshipped as a folk hero. Although 99% of killers are just shitty thugs at best and low impulse dumbos at worst. They can't all be smart men who plan ahead and still get their targets.
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An inconvenient truth. In a different time we would've put him into full plate armour, given him a pole axe and called him a war hero an hour later.
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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Apr 17, 2020 3:38 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Fri Apr 17, 2020 10:52 am
Things would be different if he killed a child. Especially if he raped one. He could've been free in just a few months, thanks to your local green party.
Seems "No bad practices; only bad targets" is true after all.
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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

Post by Guest » Fri Apr 17, 2020 11:58 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Fri Apr 17, 2020 11:15 am
Guest wrote:
Fri Apr 17, 2020 11:09 am
Everyone wants to kill people (or at least see their enemies dead). Its not rocket science to see why a man who lives by his own rules and does what he wants in the face of a society that's corrupt itself is worshipped as a folk hero. Although 99% of killers are just shitty thugs at best and low impulse dumbos at worst. They can't all be smart men who plan ahead and still get their targets.
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An inconvenient truth. In a different time we would've put him into full plate armour, given him a pole axe and called him a war hero an hour later.
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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

Post by Moe Bitches » Sat Apr 18, 2020 1:12 am

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Fri Apr 17, 2020 11:09 am
Everyone wants to kill people (or at least see their enemies dead). Its not rocket science to see why a man who lives by his own rules and does what he wants in the face of a society that's corrupt itself is worshipped as a folk hero. Although 99% of killers are just shitty thugs at best and low impulse dumbos at worst. They can't all be smart men who plan ahead and still get their targets.
Honestly, most people kill for their own personal gain and nothing else.
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