Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

Post by mad bum » Sun Sep 15, 2019 11:40 pm

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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

Post by Keith Chegwin » Sun Sep 15, 2019 11:50 pm

Complicity wrote:
Sun Sep 15, 2019 8:37 pm
And now DC has hired her to write more garbage that will bomb harder than Hiroshima.
Are they insane?
I don't want to defend DC but when they hired her she was simply Queen Cunt and not a fucking murderer. She murdered this guy to promote her books. Of course, he spoiled it by dying
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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

Post by Kugelfisch » Mon Sep 16, 2019 12:27 am

Keith Chegwin wrote:
Sun Sep 15, 2019 11:50 pm
Complicity wrote:
Sun Sep 15, 2019 8:37 pm
And now DC has hired her to write more garbage that will bomb harder than Hiroshima.
Are they insane?
I don't want to defend DC but when they hired her she was simply Queen Cunt and not a fucking murderer. She murdered this guy to promote her books. Of course, he spoiled it by dying
They still hired her after she basically killed that other comic company dead.
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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

Post by Guest » Mon Sep 16, 2019 12:37 am

They hired Bendis so he could turn Superman into a literal cuck. Everything you ever enjoyed will be torn down and replaced with social justice.

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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

Post by Keith Chegwin » Mon Sep 16, 2019 1:49 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
Mon Sep 16, 2019 12:27 am
They still hired her after she basically killed that other comic company dead.
1) That was their company. Vertigo is an imprint of DC
2) It was already dead and Queen Cunt just picked the bones clean like the vulture she is
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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

Post by Poonoo » Mon Sep 16, 2019 2:34 am

Keith Chegwin wrote:
Sun Sep 15, 2019 12:38 am
I just don't get how she continues to get men to fuck her. I mean, there's thirsty and then there's whatever you'd have to be to fuck her
Simple, autism. The games industry is full of socially awkward guys who have never had a girl flirt with them, and judging by her history she is extremely fucking flirty with just about everyone in the indie scene who is not used to it at all. Look at Eron Gjoni, the guy who wrote The Zoe Post, and Alex who died because the industry ignored The Zoe Post. Both of them are programmers who are probably on the spectrum and any bitch who is flirty at all will get their attention, even if they look like Chelsea Van Valkenberg.
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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

Post by Guest » Mon Sep 16, 2019 2:50 am

Poonoo wrote:
Mon Sep 16, 2019 2:34 am
Keith Chegwin wrote:
Sun Sep 15, 2019 12:38 am
I just don't get how she continues to get men to fuck her. I mean, there's thirsty and then there's whatever you'd have to be to fuck her
Simple, autism. The games industry is full of socially awkward guys who have never had a girl flirt with them, and judging by her history she is extremely fucking flirty with just about everyone in the indie scene who is not used to it at all. Look at Eron Gjoni, the guy who wrote The Zoe Post, and Alex who died because the industry ignored The Zoe Post. Both of them are programmers who are probably on the spectrum and any bitch who is flirty at all will get their attention, even if they look like Chelsea Van Valkenberg.
It helps that she's a fucking dime.

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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

Post by Kugelfisch » Mon Sep 16, 2019 3:04 am

Keith Chegwin wrote:
Mon Sep 16, 2019 1:49 am
Kugelfisch wrote:
Mon Sep 16, 2019 12:27 am
They still hired her after she basically killed that other comic company dead.
1) That was their company. Vertigo is an imprint of DC
2) It was already dead and Queen Cunt just picked the bones clean like the vulture she is
So they didn't bother to dump her along with their failing company after they've tried woke shit and have seen how well that does. Not much better.
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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

Post by Guest » Mon Sep 16, 2019 3:15 am

Poonoo wrote:
Mon Sep 16, 2019 2:34 am
Keith Chegwin wrote:
Sun Sep 15, 2019 12:38 am
I just don't get how she continues to get men to fuck her. I mean, there's thirsty and then there's whatever you'd have to be to fuck her
Simple, autism. The games industry is full of socially awkward guys who have never had a girl flirt with them, and judging by her history she is extremely fucking flirty with just about everyone in the indie scene who is not used to it at all. Look at Eron Gjoni, the guy who wrote The Zoe Post, and Alex who died because the industry ignored The Zoe Post. Both of them are programmers who are probably on the spectrum and any bitch who is flirty at all will get their attention, even if they look like Chelsea Van Valkenberg.
Women are the ultimate enemy of the Autist race. When will they be stopped?

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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

Post by Keith Chegwin » Mon Sep 16, 2019 4:30 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
Mon Sep 16, 2019 3:04 am
So they didn't bother to dump her along with their failing company after they've tried woke shit and have seen how well that does. Not much better.
Like I said, not defending them
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Imagine spending a billion US dollars to be a loser. Could've watched animu and be one for free.

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