Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

Post by RAPEMAN » Sat Sep 14, 2019 7:26 pm

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So, we're still pretending she isn't a juicy piece of ass?
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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Sep 14, 2019 8:06 pm

That's a very flattering crop that leaves out her box physiology. She's shaped like a fucking rectangle from the neck down.
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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

Post by RAPEMAN » Sat Sep 14, 2019 8:18 pm

You can see how old her skin is under the foundation. Pretty bad.

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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

Post by Keith Chegwin » Sat Sep 14, 2019 10:34 pm

Please, people, spoiler that shit. I just ate a big meal and don't want to throw it up
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Let's be real: it was the anniversary game that Sonic deserved. A celebration of everything that makes the series what it is. Unbridled autism, failure and incompetence.

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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Sep 14, 2019 10:56 pm

Hey, same rules as that transfaggot thread. You click it, you better expect disgusting shit on every page.
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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

Post by Keith Chegwin » Sat Sep 14, 2019 11:51 pm

But muh triggers. Muh PTSD. Muh Safe Spaces
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Let's be real: it was the anniversary game that Sonic deserved. A celebration of everything that makes the series what it is. Unbridled autism, failure and incompetence.

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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

Post by Guest » Sun Sep 15, 2019 12:35 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
Sat Sep 14, 2019 8:06 pm
That's a very flattering crop that leaves out her box physiology. She's shaped like a fucking rectangle from the neck down.
A fridge full of ham and cheese.

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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

Post by Keith Chegwin » Sun Sep 15, 2019 12:38 am

I just don't get how she continues to get men to fuck her. I mean, there's thirsty and then there's whatever you'd have to be to fuck her
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Let's be real: it was the anniversary game that Sonic deserved. A celebration of everything that makes the series what it is. Unbridled autism, failure and incompetence.

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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Sep 15, 2019 1:22 am

Keith Chegwin wrote:
Sun Sep 15, 2019 12:38 am
I just don't get how she continues to get men to fuck her. I mean, there's thirsty and then there's whatever you'd have to be to fuck her
A total cuck that likes to get humiliated. Plenty of pray in the comic and indie gaym scene. She knows where she can find idiots to destroy. Though, joke's on her as she's never been more than a whore and won't surpass that.
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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

Post by Keith Chegwin » Sun Sep 15, 2019 1:35 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
Sun Sep 15, 2019 1:22 am
Though, joke's on her as she's never been more than a whore and won't surpass that.
I don't think she cares. Being a whore has gotten her to some pretty high places in life, least of all the fucking UN. It will probably also get her killed one day but foresight and planning were never a strong suit for her.
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Let's be real: it was the anniversary game that Sonic deserved. A celebration of everything that makes the series what it is. Unbridled autism, failure and incompetence.

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