Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

Post by Guest » Thu Sep 05, 2019 2:51 am

Wait, did Chelsea Van Valkenberg really claim that the suicide guy put his hand inside of her and walked her around the house like a puppet? Is Linkara ghostwriting for her now? This combines his love of rape and Muppets.

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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

Post by Poonoo » Thu Sep 05, 2019 3:32 am

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I just did it. Even Google is sick of her shit, do it now before they change it. :lol:
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Also Lupa’s grandmother? Please, we know that hag was alive and well back then. She’s like the dude from Highlander, only a cunt.
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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

Post by Keith Chegwin » Thu Sep 05, 2019 4:27 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
Thu Sep 05, 2019 1:23 am
I'd take any crappy but non-offensive SciFi penny novel over it.
I find L Ron Hubbard deeply offensive. At least if I were to suffer catastrophic brain damage and decided I needed to buy a copy of RPO, I'd only be giving money to a run-of-the-mill commiefornian soy faggot
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I think he still holds the record for most published novels or something.
I wouldn't be surprised
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Let's be real: it was the anniversary game that Sonic deserved. A celebration of everything that makes the series what it is. Unbridled autism, failure and incompetence.

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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Sep 05, 2019 11:20 am

Guest wrote:
Thu Sep 05, 2019 2:51 am
Wait, did Chelsea Van Valkenberg really claim that the suicide guy put his hand inside of her and walked her around the house like a puppet?
Yes. I think she just wants to see how stupid the shit she claims has to get until people don't believe it anymore.
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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

Post by RAPEMAN » Thu Sep 05, 2019 3:02 pm

Guest wrote:
Thu Sep 05, 2019 2:51 am
Wait, did Chelsea Van Valkenberg really claim that the suicide guy put his hand inside of her and walked her around the house like a puppet? Is Linkara ghostwriting for her now? This combines his love of rape and Muppets.
As I mentioned before, she was literally "grabbed by the pussy." She's either dog whistling to her crowd or suffers from Trump Derangement Syndrome enough to inadvertently reference a Trump meme.

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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Sep 05, 2019 4:58 pm

Keith Chegwin wrote:
Thu Sep 05, 2019 4:27 am
I find L Ron Hubbard deeply offensive. At least if I were to suffer catastrophic brain damage and decided I needed to buy a copy of RPO, I'd only be giving money to a run-of-the-mill commiefornian soy faggot
Both cases have you support a retarded ideology, so pick your poison.
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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Sep 05, 2019 8:00 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Thu Sep 05, 2019 4:58 pm
Keith Chegwin wrote:
Thu Sep 05, 2019 4:27 am
I find L Ron Hubbard deeply offensive. At least if I were to suffer catastrophic brain damage and decided I needed to buy a copy of RPO, I'd only be giving money to a run-of-the-mill commiefornian soy faggot
Both cases have you support a retarded ideology, so pick your poison.
I'd argue that Hubbard was more honest about his "ideology" being complete bullshit to get rich as well.
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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

Post by Keith Chegwin » Fri Sep 06, 2019 12:31 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
Thu Sep 05, 2019 8:00 pm
I'd argue that Hubbard was more honest about his "ideology" being complete bullshit to get rich as well.
He denied, and his followers continue to deny, that he ever said the 'If I wanted to make some real money, I'd start a religion' quote (even though he said it more than fucking once), so no. He was not more honest. I guarantee you Quinn has had similar slips behind closed doors.
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Let's be real: it was the anniversary game that Sonic deserved. A celebration of everything that makes the series what it is. Unbridled autism, failure and incompetence.

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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Sep 06, 2019 10:54 am

He said that shit openly before the whole Psylon shit started and it's well known that he did so I count it.
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