Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Sep 04, 2019 8:00 pm

At least none of them are "Ready Player One".
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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

Post by Guest » Wed Sep 04, 2019 8:08 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Wed Sep 04, 2019 8:00 pm
At least none of them are "Ready Player One".
I'm sure they'll worship the works of Patrick Tomlinson any day now.

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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

Post by Keith Chegwin » Wed Sep 04, 2019 8:14 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Wed Sep 04, 2019 8:00 pm
At least none of them are "Ready Player One".
I think L Ron Hubbard aspires to Ready Player One
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Fri Sep 20, 2019 9:55 pm
Let's be real: it was the anniversary game that Sonic deserved. A celebration of everything that makes the series what it is. Unbridled autism, failure and incompetence.

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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Sep 04, 2019 8:37 pm

Keith Chegwin wrote:
Wed Sep 04, 2019 8:14 pm
VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Wed Sep 04, 2019 8:00 pm
At least none of them are "Ready Player One".
I think L Ron Hubbard aspires to Ready Player One
I think you'll find the dude a bit too dead for that.
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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Sep 04, 2019 9:33 pm

If his thetan ghost can't still write stuff with the power of his properly-evolved mind, then there's some serious flaws in his ideology.
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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

Post by Keith Chegwin » Wed Sep 04, 2019 9:35 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Wed Sep 04, 2019 8:37 pm
I think you'll find the dude a bit too dead for that.
Okay 1)
>Implying he's actually dead
and
2) what I meant was that nothing he ever wrote was even as good as a book full of pop culture references and soy shit
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Let's be real: it was the anniversary game that Sonic deserved. A celebration of everything that makes the series what it is. Unbridled autism, failure and incompetence.

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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Sep 04, 2019 9:42 pm

His whole Scientology origin story is more entertaining in a cringy sort of way. Also the movie adaptation of his work is way better than that Stephen Spielberg abortion.
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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

Post by Keith Chegwin » Wed Sep 04, 2019 11:24 pm

Depends on your point of view, I suppose. RPO is technically proficient and well made, but bland and un-entertaining from start to finish, whereas Battlefield Earth is just...a mess. But entertaining in the way that trainwrecks or 9/11 was entertaining

I'll always like Roger Ebert's quote about Battlefield Earth. He said watching the movie was like 'Taking a bus trip with someone who has needed a bath for a very long time'
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Let's be real: it was the anniversary game that Sonic deserved. A celebration of everything that makes the series what it is. Unbridled autism, failure and incompetence.

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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Sep 05, 2019 1:23 am

With the amount of novels Hubbard hammered out he's bound to written something better than RPO. I'd take any crappy but non-offensive SciFi penny novel over it.
I think he still holds the record for most published novels or something.
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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

Post by Guest » Thu Sep 05, 2019 2:47 am

Keith Chegwin wrote:
Wed Sep 04, 2019 9:35 pm
Kugelfisch wrote:
Wed Sep 04, 2019 8:37 pm
I think you'll find the dude a bit too dead for that.
Okay 1)
>Implying he's actually dead
and
2) what I meant was that nothing he ever wrote was even as good as a book full of pop culture references and soy shit
I think we can all agree that Shelly Miscavige is dead.

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