Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

Post by RAPEMAN » Sat Aug 31, 2019 10:22 pm

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If someone at Brazzers is reading this, please make Chelsea Van Valkenberg an offer stat! Holy god she's bangable!
1/10 Her nudes are readily available, faggot.
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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

Post by ban » Sat Aug 31, 2019 10:23 pm

Didn't realise that Refaggers, goons and discord trooners would pop up here the moment they google searched her and Alec's name.

And come on Rapeman, if anything, it's a 10/10 post. Brazzers has fallen so low that them doing bestiality porn is the only way to make mad cash. I just wonder who the poor guy will be to fuck that elephant of a cunt.
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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Aug 31, 2019 10:27 pm

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The bitch does know that she'll eventually get herself killed that way, right? Some dude will snap in a different way and not just off himself.
It seems inevitable but only a cuck among cucks is gonna interact with the gaymergate gurl. She's not gonna have the slightly smarter cucks orbiting her that know to lop her head off.
On one hand that's plausible. On the other, she surrounds herself with male allies so it's only a matter of time until one of them actually rapes and kills her.
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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

Post by Guest » Sat Aug 31, 2019 10:48 pm

RAPEMAN wrote:
Sat Aug 31, 2019 10:22 pm
Guest wrote:
Sat Aug 31, 2019 10:02 pm
If someone at Brazzers is reading this, please make Chelsea Van Valkenberg an offer stat! Holy god she's bangable!
1/10 Her nudes are readily available, faggot.
Nudes aren't 10-man black gangbangs, double faggot.

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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

Post by RAPEMAN » Sat Aug 31, 2019 10:50 pm

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Sat Aug 31, 2019 10:48 pm
RAPEMAN wrote:
Sat Aug 31, 2019 10:22 pm
Guest wrote:
Sat Aug 31, 2019 10:02 pm
If someone at Brazzers is reading this, please make Chelsea Van Valkenberg an offer stat! Holy god she's bangable!
1/10 Her nudes are readily available, faggot.
Nudes aren't 10-man black gangbangs, double faggot.
>wants to see nigger dick
>calls me a faggot
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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

Post by Keith Chegwin » Sat Aug 31, 2019 11:21 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Sat Aug 31, 2019 8:35 pm
The bitch does know that she'll eventually get herself killed that way, right? Some dude will snap in a different way and not just off himself.
I'm surprised it hasn't happened already. She's screwed over so many people
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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

Post by ban » Sun Sep 01, 2019 12:21 am

Holy shit, decided to watch Jim's stream and 17 minutes in he starts sperging about Refagera and the way he shouts and his voice cracks, it's a dead giveaway of Spoony's voice during his Ultima 4, 5 and 6 or the later ones, where his voice cracks a lot.

Shit, DHI is always right, everyone does turn into Spoony, I never expected to turn into him physically as well. :lol:
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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Sep 01, 2019 12:32 am

Keith Chegwin wrote:
Sat Aug 31, 2019 11:21 pm
Kugelfisch wrote:
Sat Aug 31, 2019 8:35 pm
The bitch does know that she'll eventually get herself killed that way, right? Some dude will snap in a different way and not just off himself.
I'm surprised it hasn't happened already. She's screwed over so many people
Say they'd find her dead somewhere. They'd have so many suspects the investigation would take years.
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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

Post by Keith Chegwin » Sun Sep 01, 2019 12:39 am

If they dumped her in a river or something, sure. But the kind of guy likely to kill her would most likely own up to it. See, she generally fucks these lonely, male feminist incel types and when you give those types of guys some pussy, even some low grade, skanky beaten up gash like she's got, they're going to think it's the greatest thing in the world.

Likely scenario is that she fucks one such guy, guy thinks they're soulmates, catches her fucking around and kills her in a jealous rage
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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

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She could slamdunk my dick anytime.

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