Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

Post by ban » Sat Aug 31, 2019 8:53 pm

Damn, that's ice cold. The guy could be the truest cuck knight but still, the family should feel something towards Zoe. This is chilling, as if a machine is speaking and can't understand human emotions just that the program that called himself her brother, expired and was deleted from the system.
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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

Post by RAPEMAN » Sat Aug 31, 2019 8:56 pm

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His sister is swimming in autism. Her eyes describe "socially retarded" and the pixy bangs scream "rape culture!"
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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Aug 31, 2019 8:57 pm

Such soft faggots all around. They won't last a day when SHTF.
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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

Post by ban » Sat Aug 31, 2019 8:59 pm

And of course, Refagera has to chime in :

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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

Post by Guest » Sat Aug 31, 2019 9:02 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Sat Aug 31, 2019 8:35 pm
The bitch does know that she'll eventually get herself killed that way, right? Some dude will snap in a different way and not just off himself.
It seems inevitable but only a cuck among cucks is gonna interact with the gaymergate gurl. She's not gonna have the slightly smarter cucks orbiting her that know to lop her head off.

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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

Post by ban » Sat Aug 31, 2019 9:17 pm

Jimbo smelled blood in the water :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_u2Ixp-DIo
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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

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Jimbo smelled blood in the water :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_u2Ixp-DIo
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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

Post by ban » Sat Aug 31, 2019 9:25 pm

Wait till you see Soygoy's vids, I bet he'll use this whole situation to not only revitilize his brand since in his mind this will be GaymerGaytorade 2.0, he'll think he will be able to use it to start a new political career and slam all them bitches with his mighty THOThammer.
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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

Post by Guest » Sat Aug 31, 2019 9:31 pm

Ethan Ralph's gunt is growing as we speak.

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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

Post by Guest » Sat Aug 31, 2019 10:02 pm

If someone at Brazzers is reading this, please make Chelsea Van Valkenberg an offer stat! Holy god she's bangable!

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