E3 2019

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Re: E3 2019

Post by Guest » Mon Jun 10, 2019 1:52 pm

Rapeculture wrote:
Mon Jun 10, 2019 9:11 am
Still waiting for a Rape Simulator 3000 announcement. Forget which developer was making it.
Illusion.

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Re: E3 2019

Post by da PAC Nigguh » Mon Jun 10, 2019 4:23 pm

CP (nice initials btw) 2077 looks like rote currentyear shit and the Keanu Reeves announcement just confirms that CDPR's transition into shit-tier AAA trash developer is complete. Looking forward to the Battle Royale DLC announcement for it now.

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Re: E3 2019

Post by Guest » Mon Jun 10, 2019 5:36 pm

I guess the baysed pollaks meme is dead. Its a shame that gaymers are all kids or retarded manchildren, they'll never learn that nobody is baysed and the most shitty people of all are game studios.

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Re: E3 2019

Post by mad bum » Mon Jun 10, 2019 9:48 pm

"Dude, 5 moves, I'm sitting on your arm until it's snapping. But to each their own."

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Re: E3 2019

Post by Guest » Mon Jun 10, 2019 10:54 pm

I feel like keeping exclusivity to shitty platforms was one of Shenmue's biggest problems in the first place.

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Re: E3 2019

Post by Guest » Tue Jun 11, 2019 12:19 am

Where's the Dreamcast version gawdammit!

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Re: E3 2019

Post by mad bum » Tue Jun 11, 2019 12:57 am

Absolute omegalul

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"Dude, 5 moves, I'm sitting on your arm until it's snapping. But to each their own."

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Re: E3 2019

Post by Guest » Tue Jun 11, 2019 1:02 am

I smell a lawsuit.

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Re: E3 2019

Post by Poonoo » Tue Jun 11, 2019 1:28 am

mad bum wrote:
Tue Jun 11, 2019 12:57 am
Absolute omegalul

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>No refunds

Oh Sweeney :lol:

They do realise the Shenmue fanbase are total spergs right? It isn't the first time Sweeney has targeted kickstarted games for exclusivity, but there have been refunds for that. If you are going to do this shit, you should provide a steam version that is solely for pre-orders.

Though yet again, if you pre-order a game I can't be too sympathetic to you. I leaned that lesson with Killzone 1 in 2004, even Total Fucking Biscuit told people not to pre-order shit.
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Re: E3 2019

Post by Guest » Tue Jun 11, 2019 1:39 am

Isn't Deep (((Silver))) the one behind Mighty Nigger 9?

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