Dead Horse Interchange

>180 bucks for a controller
So where do you put your dick in so it sucks you off? For that kinda money I expect that to be a feature.
Seriously, I had to rewind three times to make sure I didn't just mishear that.

Poonoo wrote: ↑

Fri Jun 21, 2019 5:06 am

Kugel will get triggered at 14:40.

You see, Ivan, Russian rifle fires whole cartridge for 80% more boolit. Is caseless ammunition!

This had to be the most boring E3 ever. Even the supercut is a snore fest. I want to go back to corporations really fucking up and bringing in weird speakers or having developers say awkward stuff while the audience just watches them with no reaction. All I can say is that Invasion of body snatchers might as well be in full swing, because I was having a hard time seeing any genuine human reaction.

Humanity as long since been eradicated from that industry.

>180 bucks for a controller
Is that thing like covered in gold? With gems for buttons?

You can "customize" it. Like putting some different D-pad on it or something. You know those shitty MadCatz nubs you could get for a buck fiddy that were total trash? Like that, just ten times more expensive. It's a bad joke is what it is.

At least it's not made out of cardboard

DID YOU JUST SAY CARDBOARD?! I LOVE BUILDING ROBOTS WITH MY WIFE'S SON!

Kugelfisch wrote: ↑

Fri Jun 21, 2019 2:14 am

You just accidentally called it good, you dunce.

They'll rip of anything but good movies, meaning they should have ripped off Fury Road but since they didn't it's not the game changer all the DHI bros claim it to be. (OMG, Dredd is #2!)

Games are made for women and autistics now, 'cept for Nintendo, which only makes games for 10-year-olds who never grew up. Why would you expect anything out of this corporate fapfest now?

Guest wrote: ↑

Fri Jun 21, 2019 8:39 pm

They'll rip of anything but good movies, meaning they should have ripped off Fury Road but since they didn't it's not the game changer all the DHI bros claim it to be. (OMG, Dredd is #2!)

I don't think you quite understand what a serial own-goal scorer you are

Reading comprehension, as you like to say, is not very good on DHI. Nobody is saying it's a good movie. It's a bad movie so bad and unoriginal that even the pedos in CuckyWood don't want anything to do with it, and they don't usually have standards.