E3 2019

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Re: E3 2019

Post by mad bum » Mon Jun 10, 2019 4:20 am

Nigger how can you see this and not compare it to something like shadowrun

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Re: E3 2019

Post by Kugelfisch » Mon Jun 10, 2019 4:36 am

See my previous statement. Rifts is not cyberpunk.
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Re: E3 2019

Post by mad bum » Mon Jun 10, 2019 4:56 am

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Re: E3 2019

Post by mad bum » Mon Jun 10, 2019 4:58 am

Pepsi Man wrote:
Mon Jun 10, 2019 12:55 am
Shinji Mikami brought some asian chick on stage who unironically said, "peepurr," when referring to a group of people. I've only heard accents that legitimately thick in racist stereotyping. God that was hilarious.
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Re: E3 2019

Post by Poonoo » Mon Jun 10, 2019 5:37 am

mad bum wrote:
Mon Jun 10, 2019 4:58 am
Pepsi Man wrote:
Mon Jun 10, 2019 12:55 am
Shinji Mikami brought some asian chick on stage who unironically said, "peepurr," when referring to a group of people. I've only heard accents that legitimately thick in racist stereotyping. God that was hilarious.
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Re: E3 2019

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Jun 10, 2019 6:16 am

That lady sounds legit worse than Hatsune Miku in English.
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The best thing that wasn't an announcement was them showing Cyberpunk 2077 and bleeping all the naughty words. And I do mean all of them. Meanwhile an on-screen bleed out death, someone losing a limb on screen, and someone being shot in the head on screen.
Not surprising, really. This is like the stereotypical Burger censorship over here.
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Main focus was a white dude. Guy who bled out could have been either Native American or Mexican, interacted with a black dude, a black chick, and some big buff bodyguard type dude that I didn't pay attention to.
This is off to a problematic start.
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The only announcement that interests me is Phantasy Star Online 2 finally getting a western release with all of the kahntent included.

My inner weeb can finally play it without having to deal with Japanese server lag.
Oh, I'm sure they'll add in some lag for that authentic feeling.
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That's not cyberpunk. SciFi isn't automatically cyberpunk just because there's some grimy shit. You wouldn't call Warhammer 40k cyberpunk either.
40k is grimpunk. Or darkpunk. Or grimdarkpunk.
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Re: E3 2019

Post by A12 » Mon Jun 10, 2019 8:51 am

I think the only game I am excited for from E3 is Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order

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Re: E3 2019

Post by Rapeculture » Mon Jun 10, 2019 9:11 am

Still waiting for a Rape Simulator 3000 announcement. Forget which developer was making it.
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Re: E3 2019

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Jun 10, 2019 9:44 am

If the "rape" part refers to the customers, it's pretty much every developer in the last couple years.
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Re: E3 2019

Post by Some Sick Fuck » Mon Jun 10, 2019 1:49 pm

There are couple of games I'm looking forward to, but over all, there is no fucking reason I would watch those streams. Yet every big streamer was of course covering the event, even if those shitfuckers couldn't care less :lol: (I always find it amusing that the big streamers usually know very little about games they're playing, since it's really just a job for them and not something fun anymore.)

I don't really get hyped about games, especially since my backlog is already huge, but there are few titles that I'm looking forward to play at some point.
  • Dying Light 2 - Techland has steadily improved over the course of years and first game was a lot of fun with friends.
  • Ori and Will of Whisps - First Ori was good, I would just like to see bigger focus on Metroidvania and not Super Meatboy bullshit. I'm not good at platformers, so making emphasis on rather precise jumping in some areas without checkpoints was painful.
  • Cyberpunk 2077 - I'll admit I haven't even seen this year's videos on it, but of course I am interested. What kind of faggot would you have to be to look forward to play it? Sure, you won't get another Deus Ex out of it, but I'll rather have this than Square Enix continuously raping the corpse of Deus Ex with worse and worse sequels.
I don't know what exactly Ubisoft shows this time, but apparently they have plenty of new games lined up. With their current track record, I am perfectly comfortable playing their games. There will be new ASS creed, I'm fine with that, and I still don't know what to think about Beyond Good and Evil 2.

EA and Bethesda can fuck off.
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