Re: Kojima the hack fraud
Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2019 1:29 pm
Any person who punches Lowtax in the face can't be that bad of a person.
RIP to the only man that was as sick as Spoony claimed to be...
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Well, Telltale Games occasionally do have short segments where you can walk around a small area and interact with stuff, in a sad attempt to remind people of a real point-and-click adventure.Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Tue Dec 17, 2019 1:39 amHe can't. Not only doesn't that business model not work anymore, his current status requires him to have "gameplay" and worse yet it has to be "innovative".
Now, it doesn't actually have to be good or actually new. It just has to pretend to be a video game enough to convince journo scum and his ultra loyal dickriders to consider it a game.
He might be a crazy mother fucker who makes schlock, but man he did something right with that.Guest wrote: ↑Tue Dec 17, 2019 1:56 pmHad it not been for the laws of this land, I would have slaughtered you. - Uwe Bowl to Lowtax after their boxing match.
We had that. That's why he fought Lowtax in the first place. He'd challenge anyone who talked shit about his shitty films to a fight. Most of them were physically unfit movie critics so you can imagine how this went.Old Black Man wrote: ↑Fri Dec 20, 2019 3:07 pmHell, can we just have an Uwe vs. series where he fights various INs and other people deserving of a fist to the face?
Oh I know, but I want a world tour. Marzgunt, Brad, Greta Cuntsperg, Merkel, Winnie the Chinamen, the list goes on.Keith Chegwin wrote: ↑Fri Dec 20, 2019 3:45 pmWe had that. That's why he fought Lowtax in the first place. He'd challenge anyone who talked shit about his shitty films to a fight. Most of them were physically unfit movie critics so you can imagine how this went.Old Black Man wrote: ↑Fri Dec 20, 2019 3:07 pmHell, can we just have an Uwe vs. series where he fights various INs and other people deserving of a fist to the face?