Kojima the hack fraud

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Re: Kojima the hack fraud

Post by Guest » Mon Dec 16, 2019 4:18 pm

Jew Jew Abrams' praise is more like a red flag than an endorsement at this point.

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Re: Kojima the hack fraud

Post by Kugelfisch » Mon Dec 16, 2019 4:26 pm

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Of course JJ Abrams loves UPS simulator.

https://gamingbolt.com/hideo-kojima-is- ... -j-abrams/
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Re: Kojima the hack fraud

Post by Complicity » Mon Dec 16, 2019 5:01 pm

I was watching a bit of Razorbitch's stream on the game awards and Cuckjima got one.
"Biggest hack of the century"?

And how epic the sucky sucky session with this cringy cunt must have been to justify this atrocity?

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Re: Kojima the hack fraud

Post by Kugelfisch » Mon Dec 16, 2019 8:41 pm

Whenever I see "gameplay" from Death Stranding every time I can't believe how retarded and boring it is.
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Re: Kojima the hack fraud

Post by da PAC Nigguh » Mon Dec 16, 2019 10:47 pm

Gameplay is just an obstacle to Kojima, an annoying box he has to check in order to create a game. If he truly had his way there would be nothing but cutscenes. His ego prevents him from actually making movies because he knows he would be a nobody in Hollywood but he still gets treated like royalty in the games industry.
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Re: Kojima the hack fraud

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Dec 16, 2019 11:39 pm

Dude should rip off Telltale Gayms.
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Whenever I see "gameplay" from Death Stranding every time I can't believe how retarded and boring it is.
This makes other walking simulators look like Bayonetta at quadruple speed in comparison.
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Re: Kojima the hack fraud

Post by Kugelfisch » Tue Dec 17, 2019 1:39 am

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Mon Dec 16, 2019 11:39 pm
Dude should rip off Telltale Gayms.
He can't. Not only doesn't that business model not work anymore, his current status requires him to have "gameplay" and worse yet it has to be "innovative".
Now, it doesn't actually have to be good or actually new. It just has to pretend to be a video game enough to convince journo scum and his ultra loyal dickriders to consider it a game. That's not asking much but still so much more than he'd like to do.
He'd be full Hollywood if he could. But then he's not quite as challenged as Chris Roberts and figures that it's better to be the Scorsese of vidya than being the Uwe Boll of anything not involving punching Lowtax.
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Re: Kojima the hack fraud

Post by da PAC Nigguh » Tue Dec 17, 2019 3:29 am

Uwe Boll is also a god-tier shitposter.
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Re: Kojima the hack fraud

Post by Kugelfisch » Tue Dec 17, 2019 3:41 am

da PAC Nigguh wrote:
Tue Dec 17, 2019 3:29 am
Uwe Boll is also a god-tier shitposter.
And far beyond. It's one thing to just shitpost. It's another to fuck off from your director's commentary for the DVD of your movie for a solid ten minutes because you took a call and figured you'd tale a piss as well.
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Re: Kojima the hack fraud

Post by mad bum » Tue Dec 17, 2019 7:55 am

Uwe Boll would love DHI, he would do nothing but scum up the other entertainment complaining about cape shit.
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