Kojima the hack fraud

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Re: Kojima the hack fraud

Post by Kugelfisch » Tue Nov 12, 2019 2:06 am

Had good gameplay. Past tense. I doubt more and more he even had anything to do with those parts of the MGS games. The more influence he got the worse the games got.
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Re: Kojima the hack fraud

Post by Bobito » Tue Nov 12, 2019 2:14 am

The gameplay is just an uber eats simulator without a poo as a main character.

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Re: Kojima the hack fraud

Post by Kugelfisch » Tue Nov 12, 2019 2:40 am

Bobito wrote:
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The gameplay is just an uber eats simulator without a poo as a main character.
>pisses in random fields
>shits in shower

Spiritual currynigger at least.
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Re: Kojima the hack fraud

Post by Guest » Tue Nov 12, 2019 3:37 am

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Dumped the piece of ass Joosten for an aging French whore who got famous eating ass onscreen.
I'm pretty sure Kojima only made Death Stranding as an excuse to hang out with celebrities and get connections with Hollywood people. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if Troy Baker's role was originally written for Ryan Gosling, since there were rumors that Kojima tried to use Refn to convince Gosling to be in the game and he ended up pissing off Gosling instead. It seems odd that Baker's character is the only one played by an actual voice actor.

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Re: Kojima the hack fraud

Post by Kugelfisch » Tue Nov 12, 2019 3:47 am

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I'm pretty sure Kojima only made Death Stranding as an excuse to hang out with celebrities and get connections with Hollywood people.
I think that much is obvious. He claims that he wants to remain in vidya but actions speak louder than words. Not that he hasn't been vocal about wanting to work in movies but recently he's been supposedly all about vidya.
Build connections, keep vidya as a side hustle because stupid buyfags will support them and then likely try to eventually piss them off enough with walking simulators to fully transition to movies as this genius that just wasn't appreciated by the dumb dumb gaymers.
Just look at the morons spinning that narrative for him already. If you think DS is Michael Bay levels of dunderhead writing and sucks ass as a gayme the fanfags will already claim that you're not smert enuff for galaxy brain Kojimbo gaems. The journo scum will support it all the way because movies is what they really want from games anyway.

We're watching a scam unfold that's only surpassed by Star Citizen.
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Re: Kojima the hack fraud

Post by Guest » Tue Nov 12, 2019 3:47 am

Young Hercules don't play.

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Re: Kojima the hack fraud

Post by rabidtictac » Tue Nov 12, 2019 5:20 am

Might as well play Paperboy if you want to deliver stuff with more gameplay and less pretentious bullshit.
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Re: Kojima the hack fraud

Post by Guest » Tue Nov 12, 2019 6:02 am

Games should never have advanced beyond 1999 technology.

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Re: Kojima the hack fraud

Post by Kugelfisch » Tue Nov 12, 2019 12:11 pm

Paperboy has the deepest lore! Your dude can throw rolled up newspapers hard enough to break headstones.
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Re: Kojima the hack fraud

Post by Keith Chegwin » Tue Nov 12, 2019 12:21 pm

Paperboy is a good laugh. I always loved hitting people with the newspapers
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Imagine spending a billion US dollars to be a loser. Could've watched animu and be one for free.

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