Kojima the hack fraud
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It's the most elaborate Monster Energy drink commercial I've ever seen.
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At least it has gameplay. Those faggots fall over themselves to fellate walking simulators like Gone Home, then have the gall to bitch about the man who punished Joosten with his cock.
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These are literally Visual Novels with a fuckload of padding between the dialogue bits. Superior titles like Nekopara don't fuck around to get to the fucking.
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Only in the absolute loosest definition of the term. I mean, yes, pressing forward on the analogue stick and walking forward is technically playing a game. A banquet tv dinner is also technically food.Guest wrote: ↑Sat Nov 09, 2019 9:57 pmAt least it has gameplay.
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The thing is those are cheap and take like an hour to complete. Thus making it a concise package for those interested. Kojima made a 40+ hour, 60+ dollar walking sim that even the most gushing of critics have a hard time not to call it "boring, at times." All the while having teased it as the fucking next messiah of videogames. At least games like Gone Home, Layers of Fear and shit like visual novels call themselves "narrative experiences", cost next to nothing and don't beat around the bush about it.Guest wrote: ↑Sat Nov 09, 2019 9:57 pmAt least it has gameplay. Those faggots fall over themselves to fellate walking simulators like Gone Home, then have the gall to bitch about the man who punished Joosten with his cock.
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I'll be playing Euphoria....ffffuuuuuck thiiiissssss. Norman Reedus has nothing on Nemu Manaka.
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Kojima just doesn't want to make games anymore, maybe he never did. He's straight out said that Kojima Productions is going to be making movies in the future. Perhaps they'll stop games development altogether eventually. They're certainly on the right track with Death Stranding. Barely a fucking game with a fuckload of cutscenes. I don't know if this is accurate, but apparently the ending is like 2 fucking hours long!
But I think what pisses me off most are the positive reviews.
"Not exactly a fun game." 10/10
"The walking is so realistic, you really have to pay attention to where you walk."
GTFO.
But I think what pisses me off most are the positive reviews.
"Not exactly a fun game." 10/10
"The walking is so realistic, you really have to pay attention to where you walk."
GTFO.
rabidtictac wrote: ↑Wed Aug 09, 2023 4:57 amRapeculture lives in a van by the river and rapes bitches every day.
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Well, better late than never with that switch to moviemaking. Though I think he'll be back into the vidja business since there are more idiots willing to pay a lot more for garbage.
Because I'm looking for hyper-realistic walking in a game where I have to run away from invisible ghosts and rain that makes me age for some reason.Rapeculture wrote: ↑Sun Nov 10, 2019 6:20 pm"The walking is so realistic, you really have to pay attention to where you walk."
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Yeah, it's called Timefall (instead of "rainfall," get it?). And to my knowledge, Timefall is never explained.VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑Sun Nov 10, 2019 6:46 pmWell, better late than never with that switch to moviemaking. Though I think he'll be back into the vidja business since there are more idiots willing to pay a lot more for garbage.Because I'm looking for hyper-realistic walking in a game where I have to run away from invisible ghosts and rain that makes me age for some reason.Rapeculture wrote: ↑Sun Nov 10, 2019 6:20 pm"The walking is so realistic, you really have to pay attention to where you walk."
This really is a fucking dumpster fire. I'll never trust another gamer who says a Kojima game is good. To me, Kojima fanboys are no better than Lupaposters.
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I actually quite enjoyed Soy of the Betas 2: The Second Cummer. Maybe I'll also check out Rising Revengeance because that one was actually made by a real video game developer that makes real video games.
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