Kojima the hack fraud
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Any person who punches Lowtax in the face can't be that bad of a person.
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I'm disappointed he didn't kill him in the ring.
Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Sat Mar 21, 2020 2:05 amImagine spending a billion US dollars to be a loser. Could've watched animu and be one for free.
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Had it not been for the laws of this land, I would have slaughtered you. - Uwe Bowl to Lowtax after their boxing match.
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He should make a movie about that fight.
But maybe his next game will be a sleep simulator, where you can have your character switch sides and snort.
Well, Telltale Games occasionally do have short segments where you can walk around a small area and interact with stuff, in a sad attempt to remind people of a real point-and-click adventure.Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Tue Dec 17, 2019 1:39 amHe can't. Not only doesn't that business model not work anymore, his current status requires him to have "gameplay" and worse yet it has to be "innovative".
Now, it doesn't actually have to be good or actually new. It just has to pretend to be a video game enough to convince journo scum and his ultra loyal dickriders to consider it a game.
But maybe his next game will be a sleep simulator, where you can have your character switch sides and snort.
Autism attracts more autism. Sooner or later, an internet nobody will attract the exact kind of fans - and detractors - he deserves.
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He might be a crazy mother fucker who makes schlock, but man he did something right with that.Guest wrote: ↑Tue Dec 17, 2019 1:56 pmHad it not been for the laws of this land, I would have slaughtered you. - Uwe Bowl to Lowtax after their boxing match.
Hell, can we just have an Uwe vs. series where he fights various INs and other people deserving of a fist to the face?
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We had that. That's why he fought Lowtax in the first place. He'd challenge anyone who talked shit about his shitty films to a fight. Most of them were physically unfit movie critics so you can imagine how this went.Old Black Man wrote: ↑Fri Dec 20, 2019 3:07 pmHell, can we just have an Uwe vs. series where he fights various INs and other people deserving of a fist to the face?
Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Sat Mar 21, 2020 2:05 amImagine spending a billion US dollars to be a loser. Could've watched animu and be one for free.
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Oh I know, but I want a world tour. Marzgunt, Brad, Greta Cuntsperg, Merkel, Winnie the Chinamen, the list goes on.Keith Chegwin wrote: ↑Fri Dec 20, 2019 3:45 pmWe had that. That's why he fought Lowtax in the first place. He'd challenge anyone who talked shit about his shitty films to a fight. Most of them were physically unfit movie critics so you can imagine how this went.Old Black Man wrote: ↑Fri Dec 20, 2019 3:07 pmHell, can we just have an Uwe vs. series where he fights various INs and other people deserving of a fist to the face?
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He's crazy but I doubt he'd beat up three women.
For that, you really want to get either Russell Crowe or Mel Gibson. Mel Gibson would put them in a rose garden
For that, you really want to get either Russell Crowe or Mel Gibson. Mel Gibson would put them in a rose garden
Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Sat Mar 21, 2020 2:05 amImagine spending a billion US dollars to be a loser. Could've watched animu and be one for free.
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Fighting 'round the World was Russel Crowe's best show.
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