Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

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Re: Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

Post by Kugelfisch » Tue May 07, 2019 11:06 pm

AdorableOtter wrote:
Tue May 07, 2019 4:56 pm
DA:O isn't bad. People are experiencing some kind of cognitive whatever because sequels turned out to be (allegedly) absolute mess.
Nope. I've never played any of the following games and dropped DA:O a few hours in because it was shit. Boring shit to be precise. The game practically plays itself and that's not something I like.
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Tue May 07, 2019 1:25 pm
Two corrections: Dragon Age was never good and it's not KotoR gameplay but Baldur's Gate gameplay.
Nah it's closer to Kotor. Kotor and DA were both designed with home consoles and gamepads in mind, BG's design is much closer to PC strategy games where mouse is quite essential.
Jack shit is essential for Baldur's Gate. It also plays itself, like all of the Infinity engine games. All overrated walking simulators. Bioware and all of the games they made are and always were shit. "Okay" is the best they ever were with MDK 2 and Mass Effect 1.
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Re: Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

Post by mad bum » Tue May 07, 2019 11:49 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Tue May 07, 2019 11:06 pm
Jack shit is essential for Baldur's Gate. It also plays itself, like all of the Infinity engine games. All overrated walking simulators. Bioware and all of the games they made are and always were shit. "Okay" is the best they ever were with MDK 2 and Mass Effect 1.
I actually agree with you. I don't want to because I used to love baldur's gate growing up, but after recently trying to play it again I was so fucking bored I couldn't get past the tutorial.
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Post by Guest » Wed May 08, 2019 1:00 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
Tue May 07, 2019 11:06 pm
Jack shit is essential for Baldur's Gate. It also plays itself, like all of the Infinity engine games. All overrated walking simulators.
Planescape: Torment is the greatest visual novel the west ever made.
Kugelfisch wrote:
Tue May 07, 2019 11:06 pm
Nope. I've never played any of the following games and dropped DA:O a few hours in because it was shit. Boring shit to be precise. The game practically plays itself
It's so easy you could play it one handed. I feel like I know of one exact person who does that...

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Re: Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed May 08, 2019 2:10 am

Guest wrote:
Wed May 08, 2019 1:00 am
Kugelfisch wrote:
Tue May 07, 2019 11:06 pm
Jack shit is essential for Baldur's Gate. It also plays itself, like all of the Infinity engine games. All overrated walking simulators.
Planescape: Torment is the greatest visual novel the west ever made.
It pretty much is a VN. Not a great one, though. Doesn't even have big anime tiddies to make up for it.
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Marzie desperately wants to feel ProJared's cock and everyone directly involved in the IN universe is an insane mess.
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Re: Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

Post by Poonoo » Wed May 08, 2019 3:37 am

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Tue May 07, 2019 6:40 pm
Sometimes bad feeling towards a franchise has a delayed effect where you don't see it on THAT game, but on the next one.
AKA The Last Jedi effect. That movie made it's money back, but it hurt Solo, caused them to no longer make side movies and will hurt Episode 9. Same shit with this woke crap, sometimes it is like Wokenstein 2 where it sells like shit right away, sometimes it is like Andromeda where Ass Effect 3 pissed off so many people that people tolerate less shit.
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Re: Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

Post by Guest » Wed May 08, 2019 2:45 pm

mad bum wrote:
Tue May 07, 2019 7:24 pm
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Tue May 07, 2019 5:07 pm
I wish the Get Woke, Go Broke meme were real. MK11 practically has every female character wrapped up in burkas and shao kahn spouting "make outworld great again!" because fuck appealing to straight guys and le orange man bad. And of course, what do you know, it's the best selling launch in the whole franchise because gamers are basically heroin junkies at this point and nothings gonna keep them from their latest dopamine surge. Get Woke, Go Broke is cope of the highest order.
Nice try but she's had a burka since MK9

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She also has "boob window" outfits as well in MK11. Not trying to defend the games choices but that hill to die on isn't it chief.
Hey, I saw Age of Ultron too!

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Re: Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

Post by da PAC Nigguh » Wed May 08, 2019 2:59 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Tue May 07, 2019 11:06 pm
Nope. I've never played any of the following games and dropped DA:O a few hours in because it was shit.
I did the same thing. I dont really see much praise for DA:O anywhere nowadays.

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Re: Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed May 08, 2019 6:31 pm

Well, DA:O doesn't have IRON BULL.
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Jack shit is essential for Baldur's Gate. It also plays itself, like all of the Infinity engine games. All overrated walking simulators. Bioware and all of the games they made are and always were shit. "Okay" is the best they ever were with MDK 2 and Mass Effect 1.
Real-time D&D combat was a mistake.
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Re: Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed May 08, 2019 6:32 pm

da PAC Nigguh wrote:
Wed May 08, 2019 2:59 pm
Kugelfisch wrote:
Tue May 07, 2019 11:06 pm
Nope. I've never played any of the following games and dropped DA:O a few hours in because it was shit.
I did the same thing. I dont really see much praise for DA:O anywhere nowadays.
No but at release and up until 2 people couldn't tell enough great things about it.
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Marzie desperately wants to feel ProJared's cock and everyone directly involved in the IN universe is an insane mess.
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Re: Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

Post by rabidtictac » Wed May 08, 2019 11:53 pm

da PAC Nigguh wrote:
Wed May 08, 2019 2:59 pm
Kugelfisch wrote:
Tue May 07, 2019 11:06 pm
Nope. I've never played any of the following games and dropped DA:O a few hours in because it was shit.
I did the same thing. I dont really see much praise for DA:O anywhere nowadays.
When I go specifically looking for opinions on dragon age, everyone still says Origins was the best one. I guess that's like being the least ugly man in Movieblob's family.

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