Mortal Kombat 11 has been hijacked by SJW's

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Post by Guest » Thu Apr 18, 2019 7:54 pm

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MK9 was oversexualized to the point that it wasn't even appealing. Maybe if you're into that hentai that has supermassive breasts and such, I guess, but it was actually just flat... comical more than anything else.
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MK10 went for far more realistic but appealing designs.
I need realism in my gore games.
>appealing designs
Nice bait. MK was never worth spilling my seed over but in the Netherrealm era the women are at their ugliest. Some of the ugliest cunts in the waifu-centric fighting game genre and gayming at large.

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Re: Mortal Kombat 11 has been hijacked by SJW's

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Apr 18, 2019 9:06 pm

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Thu Apr 18, 2019 5:35 pm
MK9's female characters were a fucking meme. They didn't even have variation in their body types within the spectrum of fit/attractive females. Every woman in MK9 had the same fucking model with a different face or face covering.
Are you familiar with MK? Re-coloured models is it's very lifeblood. Yes, it's a meme and it's supposed to be that way. Bimbo titty ninjas goring four-armed monster dudes is the only thing MK ever had going for it.
Now all it has is jank animations. No thanks.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Apr 18, 2019 9:36 pm

Jank animations, shitty attempt at a super system, and everything is only slightly less stiff than in the early days. Whitto piggus just can't into fighting games.
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Re: Mortal Kombat 11 has been hijacked by SJW's

Post by Pepsi Man » Thu Apr 18, 2019 10:59 pm

MK was never really the game you went to for fighting, anyway. It was the game you went to so you could watch some ninja dude rip the head off of another ninja dude. Once you get over the fatalities it loses all of its appeal.

I literally only bought MK10 because it was 20 bucks and spent the entire time using Sub Zero and Mileena because I remembered how to play them from when I was a kid, minus their couple of newish moves. Game still feels just as stiff and you can still blow through a good portion of the arcade/story mode by jump kicking and spamming uppercut.
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Re: Mortal Kombat 11 has been hijacked by SJW's

Post by Guest » Thu Apr 18, 2019 11:13 pm

Pepsi Man wrote:
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I literally only bought MK10 because it was 20 bucks
Why? You could have bought two Something Awful accounts with that money.

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Re: Mortal Kombat 11 has been hijacked by SJW's

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Apr 18, 2019 11:37 pm

Guest wrote:
Thu Apr 18, 2019 11:13 pm
Pepsi Man wrote:
Thu Apr 18, 2019 10:59 pm
I literally only bought MK10 because it was 20 bucks
Why? You could have bought two Something Awful accounts with that money.
Or one plus archive access to see posts made when SA was relevant.
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Re: Mortal Kombat 11 has been hijacked by SJW's

Post by Pen Pal » Sun Apr 21, 2019 7:07 pm

The new ending for Jax is pretty WOKE
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Re: Mortal Kombat 11 has been hijacked by SJW's

Post by Chillock » Sun Apr 21, 2019 8:37 pm

Pen Pal wrote:
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The new ending for Jax is pretty WOKE
We wuz kangz and sheeit. Imagine writing the script for this with a serious face

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Post by mad bum » Sun Apr 21, 2019 9:09 pm

I'm not going to spoil much, but it looks like he turns things into a modern day wakanda. Bloody hell, Jax is seen working on his truck in a dusty garage while smoking cigars to this.
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Re: Mortal Kombat 11 has been hijacked by SJW's

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Apr 21, 2019 10:51 pm

WE WUZ KANGS AN SHIET NIGGA
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