RIP to the only man that was as sick as Spoony claimed to be...
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Wasn't that franchise written by a woman? Figures.Old Black Man wrote: ↑Wed Apr 03, 2019 3:10 amLegacy of Kain is the only good vampire video game series and it’s a convoluted mess.
That's easy. Notice how the traditional vampire (with the exception of Nosferatu) is basically Chad + riches + immortality (so she will never ever have to grow old!). Basically it's everything they want from a man.Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Wed Apr 03, 2019 1:29 pmWhat is it with women and vampires? Why do they want to get raped and killed so badly?
At night they do. By day they are busy being edgelords, sleeping in coffins.Guest wrote: ↑Wed Apr 03, 2019 4:02 pmVampires are also smelly NEETs that don't go outside.
Time travel in that franchise turned out to be a bit of a mistake, especially starting with Soul Reaver 2 when everyone started doing it all the time.Old Black Man wrote: ↑Wed Apr 03, 2019 3:10 amLegacy of Kain is the only good vampire video game series and it’s a convoluted mess. Vae Victis!
Sounds like a precursor to Kingdom Hearts, tbh.VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑Thu Apr 04, 2019 4:06 pmThey love a man who's dork and mysterious.Time travel in that franchise turned out to be a bit of a mistake, especially starting with Soul Reaver 2 when everyone started doing it all the time.Old Black Man wrote: ↑Wed Apr 03, 2019 3:10 amLegacy of Kain is the only good vampire video game series and it’s a convoluted mess. Vae Victis!
Right?VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑Thu Apr 04, 2019 7:26 pmWhat else is a post-apocalyptic vampire mutant, if not a Heartless?
Wait a sec...
Elder God = Disney
Pillars of Nosgoth = Western entertainment industry
Nosgoth = Western civilization
Fuck.
