Google Stadia: how do you do fellow kids edition

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Re: Google Stadia: how do you do fellow kids edition

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Feb 03, 2021 12:53 am

Yeah but then, just like Google Glass, everyone that isn't so soy-filled that they are more plant than man knew shit would suck before it even came out.
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Re: Google Stadia: how do you do fellow kids edition

Post by Poonoo » Wed Feb 03, 2021 12:55 am

colt eastwood wrote:
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This just in, google just closed its first party development studios for stadia games. This just proves google doesn't know what they are doing
It also proves that Stadia is officially dead. Just more proof that the people running Google are incompetent morons and the only reason they are afloat is the people who came before them did such a good job that the company will be around for decades. Since Google went woke what have they actually created that people like? All the services and shit people actually use are either close to or are over a decade old. The last thing I can think of was Google Drive or maybe Hangouts, and even that has been replaced.
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Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Feb 03, 2021 1:24 am

Cloud storage and video chat aren't exactly innovations either. All Google has over the competition is resources.
That's another reason why I can't take conspiritards seriously. I'd be surprised if they can maintain what they currently have. The speech recognition is still garbage, the search algorithm gets worse by the year and they have poisoned their own business with woke shit, hiring 70 IQ Pakiniggers to make spaghetti code and break existing one.

But I'm sure Google tracks anything I say and will soon sic a $100k Boston Dynamics dog robot to smash the door and kill a shitposting alcoholic in north Germany for calling people niggers and faggots on an obscure internet forum.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Feb 03, 2021 6:05 am

Google knows your porn history.
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Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Feb 03, 2021 6:10 am

I actually doubt that.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Feb 03, 2021 6:11 am

That's what they all think...
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Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Feb 03, 2021 6:14 am

If so, there's a very disappointed currynigger at Google right now, disappointed about the lack of child porn.
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Kugelfisch wrote:
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Did that studio even ever make a game?
I didn't even know they had a first potty studio.

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Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Feb 03, 2021 9:03 pm

I heard it mentioned along with their "negative input lag" nonsense. Who knows if they even had worked on something. They might just have kept it around for appearances after Stadia bombed.
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Re: Google Stadia: how do you do fellow kids edition

Post by Poonoo » Wed Feb 10, 2021 2:40 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
Wed Feb 03, 2021 1:24 am
Cloud storage and video chat aren't exactly innovations either. All Google has over the competition is resources.
They have never created anything, their search engine was only popular because the others like Yahoo had cluttered crap everywhere and were gimmicky like Ask Jeeves. Their search engine is only good now (if you look for non-political things, and it is getting worse) due to having enough money earlier to fund better development of it.
That's another reason why I can't take conspiritards seriously. I'd be surprised if they can maintain what they currently have. The speech recognition is still garbage, the search algorithm gets worse by the year and they have poisoned their own business with woke shit, hiring 70 IQ Pakiniggers to make spaghetti code and break existing one.
Google is extremely bloated and is being propped up by government contracts. They use their AI bots to do everything because they are too damn big, even app developers are weary of using their ad service AdMob because it is all automated messages with no one to directly talk to when they get banned from one of the bots fucking up. Youtubers deal with the same shit when they get autoflagged, they are too big to do any customer service and when someone sets up competition they get shut down.
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Also Lupa’s grandmother? Please, we know that hag was alive and well back then. She’s like the dude from Highlander, only a cunt.
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