Google Stadia: how do you do fellow kids edition

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Re: Google Stadia: how do you do fellow kids edition

Post by Guest » Thu Dec 03, 2020 6:37 pm

I get why they want Stadia to succeed, as it would be perfect for the "you own nothing and you're happy" Great Reset crowd, but according to that video it's just not workable. Even with the highest internet speed it's unplayable, crashy, and looks like hot garbage compared to console and PC. Doom looks like it moves at 5 FPS and you can't even do basic jumps because of laggy imput.

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Re: Google Stadia: how do you do fellow kids edition

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Dec 03, 2020 8:55 pm

There's a reason we have moved away from the concepts of terminals and it is still relevant.
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Post by Guest » Thu Dec 03, 2020 8:59 pm

Digital game downloads already did the YOU OWN NOTHING GOYIM bit perfectly.

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Re: Google Stadia: how do you do fellow kids edition

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Dec 03, 2020 9:01 pm

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Digital game downloads already did the YOU OWN NOTHING GOYIM bit perfectly.
But full-price, digital-only rentals are even better.
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Re: Google Stadia: how do you do fellow kids edition

Post by mad bum » Fri Dec 04, 2020 1:21 am

Internet speeds are just not there yet, not to mention for fighting games you need as few frames of delay as possible. Great reset will have to wait until 2027 for the newest generation.
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Re: Google Stadia: how do you do fellow kids edition

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Dec 04, 2020 7:59 am

It's not workable and just not desirable. The whole concept will never work well enough.
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Re: Google Stadia: how do you do fellow kids edition

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Dec 04, 2020 11:31 am

I find it kinda funny that the service eats up bandwith like crazy even on small games, and that fluctuations in your internet connection results in audio hiccups. Even fans of muh precious walking sims should hate that latter part.
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Re: Google Stadia: how do you do fellow kids edition

Post by Newhalf » Fri Dec 04, 2020 12:03 pm

Apparently when you use it in the current state, you are advised to turn everything off that also uses the connection, which includes VOIP phones and what not.
This reminds me of the dark tymes of.. the MODEM! when you couldn't make calls while interwebzing.
Half a step forward and five steps back, hooray..
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Re: Google Stadia: how do you do fellow kids edition

Post by Guest » Fri Dec 04, 2020 12:34 pm

Who's the diversity hire tard who though this was a good idea?

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Re: Google Stadia: how do you do fellow kids edition

Post by Poonoo » Fri Dec 04, 2020 1:04 pm

Guest wrote:
Fri Dec 04, 2020 12:34 pm
Who's the diversity hire tard who though this was a good idea?
Probably not a diversity hire, but likely Phil Harrison. This guy was involved in the PS3 launch with the $599 meme and "rumble is a last gen feature", the Xbone launch with it's always online shit and now this. Hilariously shitty console launches are his specialty.
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>Google's game service doesn't have a search function
>Google has so many diversity hires they can't make search engines anymore

It's perfect. :lol:
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