Dead Horse Interchange

Poonoo wrote: ↑

Mon Apr 27, 2020 1:28 am

And Jason Schreier was apparently born in May 1987. He's only a few weeks older than me but looks old enough to be my fucking dad.

Haha really? I figured he was about 45.

da PAC Nigguh wrote: ↑

Mon Apr 27, 2020 1:47 am

Poonoo wrote: ↑

Mon Apr 27, 2020 1:28 am

And Jason Schreier was apparently born in May 1987. He's only a few weeks older than me but looks old enough to be my fucking dad.

Haha really? I figured he was about 45.

Seriously, what the fuck? I'm older than him, which is something nobody would guess in a comparison. Hairlets BTFO once again!

Kugelfisch wrote: ↑

Mon Apr 27, 2020 1:57 am

da PAC Nigguh wrote: ↑

Mon Apr 27, 2020 1:47 am

Poonoo wrote: ↑

Mon Apr 27, 2020 1:28 am

And Jason Schreier was apparently born in May 1987. He's only a few weeks older than me but looks old enough to be my fucking dad.

Haha really? I figured he was about 45.

Seriously, what the fuck? I'm older than him, which is something nobody would guess in a comparison. Hairlets BTFO once again!

Colin "Gamers Are Entitled" Moriarty is 32 here and Jason Screamer is 29. Colin actually looks his age but Jason is the male Lupa, good god if they had kids it would be like Benjamin Button's birth. And he sounds just as effeminate and weaselly as you think he would, Milo sounds straight compared to him.

Kugelfisch wrote: ↑

Mon Apr 27, 2020 1:57 am

Seriously, what the fuck? I'm older than him, which is something nobody would guess in a comparison. Hairlets BTFO once again!

Same.
Frankly, even with a full head of hair the guy would still be a fucking goblin.
Male feminists all look like that, and believe that if they screech against the patriarchy enough one day a bitch will let them touch her.

Want to see how Italian Jason Schreier looks like?
All these clowns look like inbred cousins.

Complicity wrote: ↑

Mon Apr 27, 2020 3:51 am

Frankly, even with a full head of hair the guy would still be a fucking goblin.

Sure. He wouldn't be handsome either way. But nobody's looks ever improved from hair loss. It's an instant +10 modifier to apparent age.
Knew this one guy. Son of the construction company's owner across from my store. Dude had extreme hair loss, like the Italian fucker you posted. Was married to some daft girl, had a young child and all that. Last year somebody told me that he is 25. I was absolutely floored. He looks a good fifteen years older than that. He's the kinda nigger that'll pick up his child from school in ten years and the teachers are going to ask him if he's the child's grandfather.

I am a year older than Schreier. WTF? What with all these soy journalists looking 15 years older than they are? I first learn that CNN's Brian Stelter is younger than me then this fucker.

Hairlets always look old. It's the curse of our shit genes. Feelsbaldman.

Faggot's calling cops pigs and claiming Duke Nukem is Antifa.

I hate this fucker for just sitting on the Duke Nukem IP and doing diddely squat with it. Don't wanna make more Duke games? Fine, sell or license it to someone who cares. If you're just gonna let the property collect dust and fade into obscurity it's gonna eventually become worthless to you anyway.

There's no man in vidya I hate more than Randy Bitchford. I wish he'd just fucking die.