Randy Bitchford: Embezzler and Possible Pedo

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Re: Randy Bitchford: Embezzler and Possible Pedo

Post by Musical Space Cowboy » Sat Jun 13, 2020 7:21 pm

I know, but it sounds like a hipster thing to say. "I was into this before it was cool." That kinda shit. I also remember playing a lot of Commander Keen as a kid, specifically Goodbye Galaxy. I grew up with DOS games as well as the typical console pleb stuff most Burgers play.

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Re: Randy Bitchford: Embezzler and Possible Pedo

Post by mad bum » Sat Jun 13, 2020 7:23 pm

That godfall game looked like a mobile ad with all the promises of GODLY ARMOR and BRUTALIZING WEAPONS
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Jun 13, 2020 8:23 pm

ban wrote:
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>We think we created a brand new genre, combining hack'n'slash with loot driven gameplay
Fucking this. Whenever some hack claims his game is soo special that heralds a new genre: Stay dafuq away from this pos :lol:
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Post by ban » Sat Jun 13, 2020 9:07 pm

It also denotes that those faggots are not only casuals as fuck but also that they don't know fucking shit about vidya nor do they want to learn. When was the last time a genre was truly invented? 2002? With DMC and Dynasty Warriors 2/3? 2004 with Gotcha Force? Fuck, even Dissidia doesn't exactly have the claims to say it's a new genre because Psychic Force existed before. Shit, not even Dork Sauls can really sy it's a genre on its own, otherwise we'd have to call it Brandish-like or Baroque-like or Xanadu Next-like because that's what Demons copied in the first place and the first of those came out back in the 90s.

Here they just copypasted Vindictus and called it a day.

Also, here's the Randy Bitchford cut of the trailer :



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Re: Randy Bitchford: Embezzler and Possible Pedo

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Jun 13, 2020 9:43 pm

I have to begrudgingly admit that I think it looks kinda cool. But I have Gearbox blacklisted and I'm sure they will fuck it up anyway.
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Re: Randy Bitchford: Embezzler and Possible Pedo

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Jun 14, 2020 7:54 am

ban wrote:
Sat Jun 13, 2020 9:07 pm
It also denotes that those faggots are not only casuals as fuck but also that they don't know fucking shit about vidya nor do they want to learn. When was the last time a genre was truly invented? 2002? With DMC and Dynasty Warriors 2/3? 2004 with Gotcha Force? Fuck, even Dissidia doesn't exactly have the claims to say it's a new genre because Psychic Force existed before. Shit, not even Dork Sauls can really sy it's a genre on its own, otherwise we'd have to call it Brandish-like or Baroque-like or Xanadu Next-like because that's what Demons copied in the first place and the first of those came out back in the 90s.
Even the stunning and brave Walking Simulator is just a FMV game with even less gameplay :lol:
This shit is alreay doomed for not hiring JAM Project to do the OST :lol:
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Re: Randy Bitchford: Embezzler and Possible Pedo

Post by ban » Sun Jun 14, 2020 8:08 pm

While I appreciate the assist Voice, that's not JAM Project, that's just Kageyama and his band, TRYFORCE who are also known for this masterpiece :



Two JAM Project openings :





And yes, Vanishing Line is designed by the wapanese guy who made Afro Samurai. :mrgreen:
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