Smash Containment Thread

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Re: Smash Containment Thread

Post by mad bum » Wed Feb 27, 2019 4:50 pm

I do think being a try hard and jumping to top tier is pretty lame, especially if it's someone you'd never play normally like peach.
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Re: Smash Containment Thread

Post by Pepsi Man » Wed Feb 27, 2019 6:15 pm

It's lame but at least ZeRo isn't a drama whore like some of the rest of the top tier players. Harping on Leffen is actually a fun thing to do with some of my other Smash-savvy buddies online.

These people are the same people that are now actually discussing the concept of banning Jigglypuff from Melee tournaments because, "she's so boring to watch," and they're too lazy to just learn the matchups against her. Hungrybox is a true champion for single handedly taking a character from never played to S-tier and then triggering a whole community enough to get the concept of bans or special rules discussed specifically to keep him from winning.

They actually have suggested that a Puff shouldn't be allowed to win via sudden death if they're up by a game, or something like that. It's petty, but delicious, drama and I love it. Leffen is one of the biggest voices against Melee Puff, too.
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Re: Smash Containment Thread

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Feb 27, 2019 6:22 pm

Oh course he is. Makes you wonder what they would've done with Peach if Armada had stuck with her all the way. It sure feels like 20XX faggots somehow being unable to deal with Jiggs. Or rather more specifically, with Hungrybox because is there another Jiggly player even remotely near the top?
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Re: Smash Containment Thread

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Feb 27, 2019 6:49 pm

No Jiggs. Fox only. Final Cuckination.
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Re: Smash Containment Thread

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Feb 27, 2019 6:58 pm

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No Jiggs. Fox only. Final Cuckination.
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Re: Smash Containment Thread

Post by mad bum » Wed Feb 27, 2019 11:52 pm

So melee won't be at EVO this year.

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Re: Smash Containment Thread

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Feb 28, 2019 12:08 am

SamSho will be at EVO? What? Okay then, I guess. Sad to see that SFV is still around. But Melee being gone really is for the better for everyone. If one really, really wants to see the same five faggots in the top five, go watch any major Melee tournament, I guess.
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Re: Smash Containment Thread

Post by mad bum » Thu Feb 28, 2019 12:19 am

Meanwhile here's how the SC6 tournament is going to go.

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Re: Smash Containment Thread

Post by Pepsi Man » Thu Feb 28, 2019 2:47 am

Good riddance to Melee. I don't know how anyone put up with it for all these years. 4 to 8 viable characters (depending on how you look at it) and only a handful of people worth a damn winning every tournament.
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Re: Smash Containment Thread

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Feb 28, 2019 3:11 am

Shouldn't really come to anybodie's surprise. The Meleefags will say a lot of shit but the game was effectively dead up until Brawl came along and was garbage. Sm4sh carried it a little bit but now Ultimate is actually pretty damn great and Melee can fuck off with it's stale as fuck meta and most importantly players.
It won't be gone but it's going to get to EVO again the soonest when the top oldfags finally retire. Nobody wants to see Mango vs. Leffen for dozens more times. At least at EVO they don't.
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