Smash Containment Thread

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Re: Smash Containment Thread

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Jan 16, 2020 5:18 pm

Another sword bloke from Fire Emblem. Haven't seen that before.
And it's even one of those sword blokes with built-in gender-bending. Aka you will only ever see people use the waifu version.

You know what I miss? Suikoden. They even had a protagonist with a three-section staff, ffs.
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Re: Smash Containment Thread

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Jan 16, 2020 6:43 pm

Has thou payed thine Byleth?
Well, FE faggots were always whining about not having axes and spears in Smash. So Mashedpotato Samurai tops off Ultimate with yet another fucking FE character.
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Re: Smash Containment Thread

Post by CIANigger » Thu Jan 16, 2020 7:22 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Thu Jan 16, 2020 6:43 pm
Has thou payed thine Byleth?
Well, FE faggots were always whining about not having axes and spears in Smash. So Mashedpotato Samurai tops off Ultimate with yet another fucking FE character.
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They only ever needed 4 Fire Emblen characters period; Sword, Axe, Spear, and Magic user. But no, we can't have fun things. you'll take that 17th sword character and LIKE IT! :lol:
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Re: Smash Containment Thread

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Jan 16, 2020 7:30 pm

I got Terry Bogard without even asking for him. I'm fine. Doesn't matter what lame FE character you Buster Wolf. The blast zone is the true equalizer.
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Re: Smash Containment Thread

Post by Guest » Thu Jan 16, 2020 8:21 pm

Where is Gwonam.

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Re: Smash Containment Thread

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Jan 16, 2020 9:49 pm

Oh hold the fuck up, niggers! Six more characters will be added! I'm so hype I nearly dropped my Soylent.
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Re: Smash Containment Thread

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Jan 16, 2020 10:23 pm

What are the odds for more Final Fantasy characters? They are such a diverse bunch, with such a great variety of interesting weapons.
Aka we'll probably see Noctis, Squall, or Lighting. Maybe Tidus, but only if his Final Smash is a laughing mini-game.
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Re: Smash Containment Thread

Post by Bobito » Thu Jan 16, 2020 10:36 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Thu Jan 16, 2020 5:18 pm
You know what I miss? Suikoden. They even had a protagonist with a three-section staff, ffs.
Suikoden 6 never ever, just in pachinko form.

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Re: Smash Containment Thread

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Jan 17, 2020 12:12 am

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Thu Jan 16, 2020 10:23 pm
What are the odds for more Final Fantasy characters?
Extremely low. Cloud was close to a miracle. Squeenix are ultra faggots.

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Namco, 1 Fighter, Pac Man, 11 Tracks
Rare, 1 Fighter, Banjo & Kazooie, 10 Tracks
Sega, 1 Fighter, Sanic, 20 Tracks
Konami, "1" Fighter, Belmonts, 33 Tracks
Squeenix, 1 Fighter, Cloud, 2 Tracks

Like what the shit is this? They couldn't even authorize a handful of good music tracks of which there's no lack in FF.
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Re: Smash Containment Thread

Post by Pepsi Man » Fri Jan 17, 2020 2:42 pm

This final character is straight garbage and I can't wait for the next 6 FE characters to come out. Could've had something fun and creative, like a Palico from Monster Hunter, but nope. Gotta feed Sakurai's obsession with Fire Emblem and advertise that latest DLC!
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