Smash Containment Thread

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Re: Smash Containment Thread

Post by Kugelfisch » Tue Oct 05, 2021 4:02 pm

Literally who? What the fuck drove that decision?
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Re: Smash Containment Thread

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Oct 05, 2021 4:45 pm

>tfw there's still no Touhou character in Smash
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Re: Smash Containment Thread

Post by Moe Bitches » Tue Oct 05, 2021 6:42 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Tue Oct 05, 2021 4:02 pm
Literally who? What the fuck drove that decision?
It's a concept that can't even work in Smash. All I see is another fucking sword fighter with some new animations, plus his FS is just Mario's, but with a sword.

You could already see from a mile away how it was going to come out. No Mouse characters (but only as recolors) and a generic moveset.

They could've added another Microsoft rep just to balance things out or something.
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Re: Smash Containment Thread

Post by Guest » Tue Oct 05, 2021 6:43 pm

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Welp, so much for Ryu Hayabusa, Lloyd Irving, and Doom Guy getting in. No idea why there were people hoping for Master Chief, though. :roll: Have to settle with the spikey-haired Kingdom Sharts faggot.
I have no investment in Smash roster autism, but I was at least hoping for Popeye.

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Re: Smash Containment Thread

Post by Moe Bitches » Tue Oct 05, 2021 6:50 pm

I thought Popeye was owned by the Warners?
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Re: Smash Containment Thread

Post by Guest » Tue Oct 05, 2021 6:54 pm

Apparently he was the real winner in that smash poll they had back in smash 4. Welp, I guess people got what they wanted. I'm just glad I won't have to hear another word of this fucking game for another 5 years. Who am I kidding, people will continue to sperg out and are probably already demanding the next entry.

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Re: Smash Containment Thread

Post by Guest » Tue Oct 05, 2021 6:54 pm

Moe Bitches wrote:
Tue Oct 05, 2021 6:50 pm
I thought Popeye was owned by the Warners?
Popeye is the reason Mario exists.

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Re: Smash Containment Thread

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Oct 05, 2021 7:00 pm

Don't tell that MovieBlob.
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Who am I kidding, people will continue to sperg out and are probably already demanding the next entry.
Maybe next time we can have Roxas. He'd be like Sora except his movies have a few frames of difference.
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Re: Smash Containment Thread

Post by Complicity » Thu Oct 07, 2021 8:52 am

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Tue Oct 05, 2021 7:00 pm
Don't tell that MovieBlob.
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Tue Oct 05, 2021 6:54 pm
Who am I kidding, people will continue to sperg out and are probably already demanding the next entry.
Maybe next time we can have Roxas. He'd be like Sora except his movies have a few frames of difference.
Or, if they feel adventurous, the protagonist of the autistic son of Kingdom Farts and Nu-sona, jizzed on by The Bouncer:

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