Smash Containment Thread

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Re: Smash Containment Thread

Post by mad bum » Sat Jan 18, 2020 6:51 pm

The way these nintenyearolds try and spin this shit is hilarious.
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Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Jan 18, 2020 9:02 pm

It's not like yet another FE character was unexpected. I wouldn't even be surprised about another one in the next batch of six.
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Post by Guest » Sun Jan 19, 2020 1:29 am

Ah, so he chose to be a hackfraud with shit taste who loads his party game with shitty FE characters around the time Nintendo is shiting out more FE themed trash. Gotcha.

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Post by Le Redditeur » Sun Jan 19, 2020 7:25 am

It's not even the characters from the best Fire Emblem anyway, why would anyone bother?

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Ah, when Canto was so overpowered, they basically had to unmount all the knights in the sequel.

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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Jan 21, 2020 2:25 pm

Didn't that GBA title have a protagonist that was a hot samurai waifu? I know that's still a sword, but still. She'd be different.
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Re: Smash Containment Thread

Post by Le Redditeur » Tue Jan 21, 2020 11:43 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
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Didn't that GBA title have a protagonist that was a hot samurai waifu? I know that's still a sword, but still. She'd be different.
Lyn? I guess so. The thing about sword users and FE is, all main characters always belong to the Lord class, and Lords always have proficiency with swords and rapiers. Which is really frustrating in a game like FE Awakening because you have TWO lords at once, and they fill the same niche.

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Post by Dehbashi » Wed Jan 22, 2020 1:32 am

If I recall Lynn starts with a normal sword and then gets to upgrade to a Samurai. It's been 10 years since I played the game but I think that's it

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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Jan 22, 2020 5:16 pm

She starts the game with some rad katana that gets replaced like once if you use it too often or something.
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Lyn? I guess so. The thing about sword users and FE is, all main characters always belong to the Lord class, and Lords always have proficiency with swords and rapiers. Which is really frustrating in a game like FE Awakening because you have TWO lords at once, and they fill the same niche.
I guess it would be asking too much for the developers to widen the definition of a "Lord"?
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Re: Smash Containment Thread

Post by Le Redditeur » Thu Jan 23, 2020 11:56 pm

Well, in the past I'd have said that the fans would throw an autistic fit, but they seem to have accepted changes like "no weapon duration" and "no weapon triangle".

(That, and I forgot that Hector is a Lord from the same game and he uses axes).

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Re: Smash Containment Thread

Post by Moe Bitches » Wed Jul 01, 2020 7:27 pm

I found this in ironically, the Custom Brawl modding server and another. One Jtails, another Cinnpie who are both peds. It's bad enough you smell bad, but fucking minors? Come on now.

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I'm going to find the link for Jtails, but damn son. I don't even know any of these fucking people.

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