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Re: Blizzcon lol

Post by RAPEMAN » Mon Nov 12, 2018 8:35 pm

Blizzard has fallen so hard since the abortion that was Diablo 3.

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Re: Blizzcon lol

Post by mad bum » Mon Nov 12, 2018 8:53 pm

You guys shit on diablo 3 but I actually made real money on the auction house, like over $100. I'd say D3 after they took that away made it worse.
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Re: Blizzcon lol

Post by Kugelfisch » Mon Nov 12, 2018 10:52 pm

mad bum wrote:
Mon Nov 12, 2018 8:53 pm
You guys shit on diablo 3 but I actually made real money on the auction house, like over $100. I'd say D3 after they took that away made it worse.
D3 wasn't ever good. Just because you poorfag still dream about the day you made a hundred bucks doesn't mean it was even okay.
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Re: Blizzcon lol

Post by mad bum » Mon Nov 12, 2018 11:24 pm

I only played it at first until you realized the game wasn't getting much better, then everyone speculated about the expansion and wanted to race to the end as fast as possible so I would buy equipment that lowered the level requirement from the gold auction house and then flipped it to the real money auction house. I wouldn't say easy money is a bad thing.
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Re: Blizzcon lol

Post by Le Redditeur » Tue Nov 13, 2018 11:53 am

mad bum wrote:
Mon Nov 12, 2018 11:24 pm
I only played it at first until you realized the game wasn't getting much better, then everyone speculated about the expansion and wanted to race to the end as fast as possible so I would buy equipment that lowered the level requirement from the gold auction house and then flipped it to the real money auction house. I wouldn't say easy money is a bad thing.
No, but it hardly makes it a good game, only a good Jewish simulator.

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Re: Blizzcon lol

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Nov 13, 2018 6:24 pm

Man, I just had some amazing idea for Blizzard on its way to become a soy boy company: What if they rebooted that cancelled Warcraft point-and-click adventure as a walking simulator?
Heck, even the plot would fit perfectly with the Current Year zeitgeist, because it's about a noble refugee defending his unique culture and peaceful people against the evil white men.
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Re: Blizzcon lol

Post by Kugelfisch » Tue Nov 13, 2018 6:48 pm

That covers the Blizzard part. Now, where do the overwhelming micro transactions go?
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Re: Blizzcon lol

Post by Guest » Tue Nov 13, 2018 11:21 pm

Easy. The first episode is free. The other 9 are a mere 10 bucks a pop. Puzzle hints are 99 cents each while the solution for the entire puzzle will set you back 2,99. For 20 bucks Blizzard will just let the game autoplay itself.

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Re: Blizzcon lol

Post by Kugelfisch » Tue Nov 13, 2018 11:58 pm

Pretty good. Make the autoplay version double the price and call it Polygon Edition. :lol:
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Marzie desperately wants to feel ProJared's cock and everyone directly involved in the IN universe is an insane mess.
DHI.txt

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Re: Blizzcon lol

Post by CIANIgger » Wed Nov 14, 2018 12:11 am

Which is the kotaku edition?
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