Blizzcon lol

Talk about the life consuming, celibacy inducing hobby that is all the rage these days.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Jun 13, 2023 2:44 pm

I was referring to that moment in Vanilla D3 when Diablo uses some hoe as a host and gets some smexy hips as a result.
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Post by Complicity » Tue Jun 13, 2023 2:58 pm

I forgot about that, and of course the hoe in question was the daughter of the Dark Wanderer, because Jizzard writing.
In gayme, Diablo itself looked more like the Alien queen than anything else.

Edit: The turd is already available on Skidrow&Reloaded, as long as you are willing to waste 74 Gb of space, and to subscribe to a private server.

The last comment i read claims that the whole thing is 15 hours long, there is no endgame, the builds are cookie cutter, the gayme holds your hand through the whole thing.
70 dollah, 90 for 4 days of Early Access.
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Post by RAPEMAN » Tue Jun 13, 2023 5:04 pm

The biggest issue here is all the autistics who eventually took over the original developers jobs haven't the slightest bit of creativity. This goes for every game. I frankly don't know how Doom 2016 turned out so good seeing as I'd has been rendered a label and not a studio.
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Re: Blizzcon lol

Post by Kugelfisch » Tue Jun 13, 2023 10:29 pm

So it's Diablo 3 all over again. I'll pass on that even for free.
I've seen the "skill tree" and I'm impressed with how much effort they spent to make an utterly linear five skill pile of wank look like a skill tree at a glance.

I'd rather clean the gutters of a five story building on a shaky ladder for an afternoon. Vertigo would be more enjoyable than wasting my time on this dogshit.
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Re: Blizzcon lol

Post by rabidtictac » Wed Jun 14, 2023 5:00 am

I did mention the game had 500 dollars worth of day 1 costume dlc, right?
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Jun 14, 2023 5:18 am

Can you dress up as Overwatch characters?!
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Post by Le Redditeur » Wed Jun 14, 2023 12:44 pm

Yeah, but only the fag ones (so basically all of them).

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Re: Blizzcon lol

Post by Gendo's Ocular Dickhole » Thu Jun 15, 2023 7:58 pm

rabidtictac wrote:
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I did mention the game had 500 dollars worth of day 1 costume dlc, right?
"B-but it's all optional!!"
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Re: Blizzcon lol

Post by rabidtictac » Fri Jun 16, 2023 5:03 am

It's always optional until it's not. I can't remember which game it was that added pay-to-win AFTER all the reviews had come out praising the game. They patched that shit into their game post-launch. Might have been Shadow of Mordor.
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Re: Blizzcon lol

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Jun 16, 2023 8:45 am

I think Asscreed Greece had the XP normal in the review copies and then nerfed XP gain in the release version and put boosters in the shop.
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