Telltale Games Shutting Down

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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Oct 05, 2018 6:29 pm

This is why we need socialism. This right-wing capitalism is keeping true art down.
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Re: Telltale Games Shutting Down

Post by AdorableOtter » Sat Oct 06, 2018 12:21 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Fri Oct 05, 2018 6:29 pm
This is why we need socialism LIFE IS STRANGE.
Life is Cuckold 2 is basically a SJW propaganda where 2 Taco Brothers escape from Trump's Racist America™ because every single Trump supporter is a racist and they literally try to kill Dos Tacos. Play it NOW!!

Seriously though, Telltale might have been selling shitty cooky cutter non game interactive movies, but at least they were not trying to brainwash people (afaik). The creators of Life of Fuckshit should have gone first.

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Re: Telltale Games Shutting Down

Post by Rapeculture » Sat Oct 06, 2018 1:08 pm

AdorableOtter wrote:
Sat Oct 06, 2018 12:21 pm
VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Fri Oct 05, 2018 6:29 pm
This is why we need socialism LIFE IS STRANGE.
Life is Cuckold 2 is basically a SJW propaganda where 2 Taco Brothers escape from Trump's Racist America™ because every single Trump supporter is a racist and they literally try to kill Dos Tacos. Play it NOW!!

Seriously though, Telltale might have been selling shitty cooky cutter non game interactive movies, but at least they were not trying to brainwash people (afaik). The creators of Life of Fuckshit should have gone first.
I was morbidly curious about it enough to watch a stream of it the other night, and you are 100% right. There's even an SJW taco-friendly, fat, neckbearded white ally that helps these kids by getting them a hotel room and giving them ALL THE MONEY HE HAS ON HIM. Seriously, fuck all of these narrative game faggots, I hope these assholes shut down just like Telltale.
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Re: Telltale Games Shutting Down

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Oct 06, 2018 1:57 pm

I love it when these leftist propaganda stories are as subtle and nuanced as a chainsword to the dick.
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Re: Telltale Games Shutting Down

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Oct 06, 2018 7:13 pm

That's really the reason for Life is Tumblr being the only one left. It's got a purpose. It's either just wonderful and woke if you're a tumblrtard or so hilariously over the top and, most importantly lacking in self-awareness, that it's a hilarious train wreck if you're a proudboy.
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Post by Guest » Sat Oct 06, 2018 9:18 pm

"I just love Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within™!" - Life is AIDS 1

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Re: Telltale Games Shutting Down

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Oct 06, 2018 10:55 pm

See? Totally unrealistic. Nobody ever has said such a thing before the voice actor read that line.
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Re: Telltale Games Shutting Down

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Oct 07, 2018 8:36 am

She's probably just some edgy contrarian, like that He11sing bloke who loved the Catwoman movie.
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Re: Telltale Games Shutting Down

Post by rabidtictac » Sun Oct 07, 2018 8:43 am

I'm looking at Kugel's avatar and rapeculture's avatar and I'm thinking someone should combine them. Maybe make Rapeculture's avatar have a nazi flag behind it.

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Re: Telltale Games Shutting Down

Post by Keith Chegwin » Sun Oct 07, 2018 11:56 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
Sat Oct 06, 2018 10:55 pm
See? Totally unrealistic. Nobody ever has said such a thing before the voice actor read that line.
You mean to tell me that nobody liked Spirits Within and its large amounts of uncanny valley?
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