Cyberpunk 2077 train wreck general

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Re: Cyberpunk 2077 train wreck general

Post by veris leta facies » Mon Jan 25, 2021 4:21 pm



Finally, an honest review of the game.
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Re: Cyberpunk 2077 train wreck general

Post by Guest » Mon Jan 25, 2021 8:24 pm

its amazing how much clownshoes CDPR is at this stage.
Just fired up cyberjunk for the first time since the patch to check out how it had affected the game.

Ive got a bit shorter load times and better graphics but a TON more bugs XD None of the lip syncing works anymore, I cant pick up the phone in cars anymore and that was just in the few minutes I played before shutting it off again.

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Re: Cyberpunk 2077 train wreck general

Post by Angelfire Memes » Mon Jan 25, 2021 8:38 pm

The next patch is the big one. I'm sure THAT patch will fix everything and not make anything worse, you'll see!

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Re: Cyberpunk 2077 train wreck general

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Jan 25, 2021 9:25 pm

They just need to patch that you can have any gender with any voice. Instant GotY.
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Re: Cyberpunk 2077 train wreck general

Post by rabidtictac » Tue Jan 26, 2021 12:07 am

The new patch will fix all your problems and the one after that will fix the new problems caused by the new patch and the new new new patch after that will fix...
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Re: Cyberpunk 2077 train wreck general

Post by Kugelfisch » Tue Jan 26, 2021 12:33 am

So far they have yet to prove being able to fix anything.
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Re: Cyberpunk 2077 train wreck general

Post by da PAC Nigguh » Tue Jan 26, 2021 1:37 am

Throwing more hair dye and pronouns at the problem is sure to help.
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Re: Cyberpunk 2077 train wreck general

Post by Complicity » Tue Jan 26, 2021 4:44 am

rabidtictac wrote:
Tue Jan 26, 2021 12:07 am
The new patch will fix all your problems and the one after that will fix the new problems caused by the new patch and the new new new patch after that will fix...
There will be another patch, then the DLCs.
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Re: Cyberpunk 2077 train wreck general

Post by Kugelfisch » Tue Jan 26, 2021 5:19 am

Only a bigot wouldn't want to buy that.
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Re: Cyberpunk 2077 train wreck general

Post by Guestfag » Tue Jan 26, 2021 7:01 pm

Oh you fuckers, why U NO FAITH IN MESSIAH OF GAYMING? :lol: :lol: :lol:

Don't worry, everything will be fixed. They already made groundwork for it. How and what you ask?

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