Doom Eternal Is RACIST!

[Moe Bitches]

You're all millenial faggots! There hasn't been a good video game since Pong! That was the true golden age of vidya gayms!

Pong? My millennial brain can't handle something that doesn't involve shooting!

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Nonsense. Anything newer than this is for dumb babies:

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(Don't tell me that Pong is actually older. I'm just trying to be funny for once.)

[Guest]

You're all millenial faggots! There hasn't been a good video game since Pong! That was the true golden age of vidya gayms!

Pong? My millennial brain can't handle something that doesn't involve shooting!

That's just your nigger brain dood.

[Guest]

In my day we just hit each other with sticks until one of us died. Then we blamed it on the local wogs. Our parents didn't even believe us they just liked rounding up darkies and hanging them!

[mad bum]

There's streamers right now who probably make 7 figures with their titles saying code was provided by bethsada. Fuckers are to cheap to even buy there own vidja like some DSP.

[Kugelfisch]

Why would they shill for free? If they are going to get paid by Bethesda they may as well get a game key along with it.
I bet GayGayGaymancucks at this very moment is close to passing out from chocking on Bethesda's dick.

Bethesda has been pretty good at killing horses, and kicking the resulting corpse.

And then selling you a set of digital armour for it.

[Guest]

Well Damn Doom 3 wasn't THAT bad. Maybe because I didn't grow up in the nineties or whatever, but I still enjoy Doom and Quake, so who gives a shit if its relevant or not? And plus, Jet Fuel can't melt steel beams.

The first two games aren't even special except to oldfags whose minds were blown after a generation bouncing on mushrooms and playing Tetris.

[Guest]

Agreed. Doomfags are always complaining about how Halo and Half-Life ruined FPS but the fact these boomer fucks refuse to admit is that for all their problems both have aged better than Doom.

[Moe Bitches]

To each their own I guess. But I will never say that Half-Life and Halo ruined FPS because that would be fucking retarded to say.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Whoever made it trendy to have the FPS protagonist be slow as fuck and carry 2 weapons tops is to blame.