E3 - June 9-12

[Guest]

So Dead or Alive 6 won't be "sexualized". I'm reminded of that brief time Playboy decided to stop publishing nude photos.

Which was worse? When they stopped doing nudes or resumed doing nudes but made a tranny the Playmate of the Month?

[Guest]

Playboy is outdated shit for old people.

[mad bum]

I call bullshit. While not directly related this is the same people who said fuck you to america about beach volleyball.

I refuse to believe they will tone down the sexuality, not like anyone actually plays DOA for the solid fighting mechanics anyway.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Best Case: Tone down the sexuality = Make the boobies less bouncy (for performance optimization).
Worst Case: Reboot Lara Croft Fighter.

[Some Sick Fuck]

The important thing from the EA scheisse conference is that we're getting a garbage mobile Command and Conquer. That's what I've been waiting for all these years. I just like that they haven't abandoned the license, they just like to show off it's corpse every now and then and use it to produce something embarrasing.

[Guest]

So Dead or Alive 6 won't be "sexualized". I'm reminded of that brief time Playboy decided to stop publishing nude photos.

Which was worse? When they stopped doing nudes or resumed doing nudes but made a tranny the Playmate of the Month?

Just one time I want Penthouse to loosen up the purse strings and get a celeb to show some pink. Doesn't even have to be an A-lister. I'll settle for a washed up old model like Amber Valletta.

[rabidtictac]

The more fighting games I play, the less I like dead or alive.

DoA5 Christie is 3S Chun from what I hear.

[Kugelfisch]

Nothing DoA is anything, nigger. It's a two button excuse to have fap material.

[mad bum]

I'd argue the beach volleyball is more fap material while the fightin james are like MMO's, you pick your waifu but still play the game. At least what I'd imagine the people who play it would say.

[Kugelfisch]

Those came later when Team Ninja realized that the only thing DoA is good for is fapping.